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Trying to urinate with morning wood is fun. There is a lot of physics involved...trying to gauge the trajectory of your stream so that the urine lands safely in the toilet.

Thats how I learned to do a handstand. It could really be an olympic event.

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Trying to urinate with morning wood is fun. There is a lot of physics involved...trying to gauge the trajectory of your stream so that the urine lands safely in the toilet.

 

lol...this made my morning.

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Trying to urinate with morning wood is fun. There is a lot of physics involved...trying to gauge the trajectory of your stream so that the urine lands safely in the toilet.

 

Or just piss in the shower.

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Or just piss in the shower.

 

Oh yes, always if I'm going right from bed to the shower. This really pisses my wife off because she can smell the piss while she's doing her hair/make-up. I really need my own bathroom. In desperate situations, I have even been known to piss in the kitchen sink.

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Oh yes, always if I'm going right from bed to the shower. This really pisses my wife off because she can smell the piss while she's doing her hair/make-up. I really need my own bathroom. In desperate situations, I have even been known to piss in the kitchen sink.

I have as well if by desperate you mean I'm getting up to get a beer and take a piss and really only have enough time to make one stop before Springer gets back from commercial.

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I just put my hands against the wall and start stepping back til I'm able to feel like I can hit the bowl...granted I'm Irish so I do baby step(s)

 

Not a fan of peeing in the shower...

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