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If you always wondered, like me, what the purpose of twitter is, I have found the answer. It is to follow Leodis Mckelvin. Some of the things this guy posts need to force an NFL investigation as to how he supposedly received a college degree. I understand athletes get special privileges in school but he is amazing. Worth signing up for twitter.

 

@LMckelvin21

 

"I heard my lil friend got the train run on her at college." Mind you this one was one he responded to. His response: "lol. Who?"

 

"On this bus tryna make it to the house. What the lick read." I get that tryna is trying to. The second "sentence?" Pure Leodis.

 

"27 with no baby mama man life is great." In Leodis world, not inpregnating a woman is the measure of success.

 

They go on and on with the English language being butchered and some where I just don't have any clue what he's saying.

 

Enjoy.

Wow, and I thought you only spoke gibberish ... dude is multi-gibberishal :thumbsup:

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Well, I guess it's been a while since we had a "white guy afraid of black slang" thread, so I guess we were overdue.

you said it best!! I don't see the humor at all.

 

It amazes me what people concern themselves with

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I was sent to college to get a job and make a decent living. McKelvin went to college, entered the top 1% of his profession, and gets paid millions. But you're right. I'd rather be the person making fun of a millionaire stranger on a message board. :thumbsup:

 

#datrite

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If you always wondered, like me, what the purpose of twitter is, I have found the answer. It is to follow Leodis Mckelvin. Some of the things this guy posts need to force an NFL investigation as to how he supposedly received a college degree. I understand athletes get special privileges in school but he is amazing. Worth signing up for twitter.

 

@LMckelvin21

 

"I heard my lil friend got the train run on her at college." Mind you this one was one he responded to. His response: "lol. Who?"

 

"On this bus tryna make it to the house. What the lick read." I get that tryna is trying to. The second "sentence?" Pure Leodis.

 

"27 with no baby mama man life is great." In Leodis world, not inpregnating a woman is the measure of success.

 

They go on and on with the English language being butchered and some where I just don't have any clue what he's saying.

 

Enjoy.

 

Sadly, since Barbara Billingsley is dead, us white folk are incapable of understanding any of this...

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I bet that Leodis is capable of reading and writing much better than he displays on Twitter. Granted, he likely wouldn't be confused for a Rhodes Scholar, but it'd be much more interesting (not to mention relevant) to read something he wrote for a college class if you really wanted to judge his literacy, and investigate privileges allowed for athletes. (Steve- I assume you were kidding, I'm pointing that out.)

 

Really? How much would you bet? And good luck finding something he actually wrote for a college class.

 

I was sent to college to get a job and make a decent living. McKelvin went to college, entered the top 1% of his profession, and gets paid millions. But you're right. I'd rather be the person making fun of a millionaire stranger on a message board. :thumbsup:

 

#datrite

 

You can do it now or in 10 years when Leodis is a greeter at Turning Stone.

 

Sadly, since Barbara Billingsley is dead, us white folk are incapable of understanding any of this...

 

Oh, now this is pure GOLD!

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"27 with no baby mama man life is great." In Leodis world, not inpregnating a woman is the measure of success.

 

Well compare that to Travis Henry for example :rolleyes:

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Really? How much would you bet? And good luck finding something he actually wrote for a college class.

 

 

Really? Since we're taking things literally, I didn't write, "I would bet." I wrote, "I bet," meaning I already bet someone $50 and won. We emailed a professor at Troy and read McKelvin's Negrophilia: avant-garde Paris and black culture in the 1920s. It was brilliant. I'd send you a copy, but it'd probably be over your head, like the subtleties of figurative language. Then again, maybe not... Is the "smart" in "smart aleck" supposed to be taken literally too? :nana:

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One thing is certain....Leodis knows when it's his contract year.

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Really? Since we're taking things literally, I didn't write, "I would bet." I wrote, "I bet," meaning I already bet someone $50 and won. We emailed a professor at Troy and read McKelvin's Negrophilia: avant-garde Paris and black culture in the 1920s. It was brilliant. I'd send you a copy, but it'd probably be over your head, like the subtleties of figurative language. Then again, maybe not... Is the "smart" in "smart aleck" supposed to be taken literally too? :nana:

 

See? Now this is funny! Touche.

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