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Man gets dumped by girlfriend, then wins $30,000,000 lotto


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I didnt tell you guys about this? No wonder she wants me back

 

You are one goofy-looking mother!@#$er.

 

$23 million after taxes will net him $16.1 million?? Someone doesn't know our tax code all that well. He could lose up to 50% depending on NJ state taxes. But hey, I'd take it and send the B word a dollar.

 

I'd just send her a card/candygram/flowers/whatever every so often saying "How you doing? I'm still rich."

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You are one goofy-looking mother!@#$er.

 

 

 

I'd just send her a card/candygram/flowers/whatever every so often saying "How you doing? I'm still rich."

I'd hire an intern to photoshop her into pictures of all the awesome stuff I'm doing, and send them to her every year on April 15th.
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