Man gets dumped by girlfriend, then wins $30,000,000 lotto

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http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2012/10/18/jilted-young-man-with-two-jobs-wins-lottery/r2VMHgMrsCFVR3RRdnNXEP/story.html

[boyst]

What a goof. I hope he does well in life, nice to see it happen to someone who is not wearing camo, a total redneck ignorant dumbass like it normally does.

[Chef Jim]

$23 million after taxes will net him $16.1 million?? Someone doesn't know our tax code all that well. He could lose up to 50% depending on NJ state taxes. But hey, I'd take it and send the B word a dollar.

[Captain Hindsight]

I didnt tell you guys about this? No wonder she wants me back

[KD in CA]

I didnt tell you guys about this? No wonder she wants me back

 

Well played.

[DC Tom]

I didnt tell you guys about this? No wonder she wants me back

 

You are one goofy-looking mother!@#$er.

 

$23 million after taxes will net him $16.1 million?? Someone doesn't know our tax code all that well. He could lose up to 50% depending on NJ state taxes. But hey, I'd take it and send the B word a dollar.

 

I'd just send her a card/candygram/flowers/whatever every so often saying "How you doing? I'm still rich."

[TakeYouToTasker]

You are one goofy-looking mother!@#$er.

 

 

 

I'd just send her a card/candygram/flowers/whatever every so often saying "How you doing? I'm still rich."

I'd hire an intern to photoshop her into pictures of all the awesome stuff I'm doing, and send them to her every year on April 15th.

[Mark Vader]

“She broke up with me, but right now, I’m not really worried about it,” Singh said. “I was heartbroken at first, but now I’m getting over it.”

 

[dib]

I wonder if his new favorite song is: "How do you like me now?"

[boyst]

Thought just occurred. Will he open up a gas/convenient store?