Beebes Bubble Posted October 8, 2012 Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Buffalo Bills alter ego Oz personalities: Dorothy: Ryan Fitzpatrick - He throws like a girl wearing ruby slippers. No offense to girls who throw better than him (ie. most girls). Scarecrow: Chan Gailey - If he only had a brain…maybe a big Harvard brain, because that sure seems to help. Cowardly Lion: Dave Wannstedt - Courage needed. Blitz more than once a game! Tin Man: Mario Williams - Still looking for a heart. Wicked Witch of the West: Roger Goodell - For scheduling games the team has to play in. Totally an evil thing to do. Wicked Witch of the East: Dave Wannsteadt (talented enough to have 2) - Because I would like to see a house dropped on him! Glinda the Good Witch: CJ Spiller - Perhaps the only player on the team sprinkled with a little magical pixy dust. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Toto: Leodis McKelvin - A dog couldn't cover anyone either, but they can run really fast while carrying a ball. Flying Monkeys: Entire Bills Defense - They fly all over the field , but WTF do they actually do? At least a monkey could eat someone's face off. The Wizard: Buddy Nix - A genius. Obviously, a genius. The Munchkins: Rian Lindell and John Potter - Because it's always more amusing to have more little guys around than should be needed. Edited October 9, 2012 by Beebes Bubble
PS 56 Posted October 8, 2012 Posted October 8, 2012 Creative.. Actually I was thinking this team resembles more of "The Matrix". Things are never what they seem, there is a lot of noise and running around, and we are still looking for the "One"... That is the coach that will deliver us from the evil machines...
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