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There once was a team called the Bills

Who played run D just like the Jills

It was worse than the pits

And Wanny blamed fits

While the offense just ran for the hills

 

GO BILLS!!!

Edited by K-9
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Bills and the 9ers

Donte wants some Chik-Fil-A

It won't be pretty

:(

 

Limericks instead

So much more entertaining

There once was a team...

 

There once was a Safety named Whitner

Who some people think is like Hitler

Because he eats at Chick-Fil-A

Which doesn't like people who are gay

I just hope the Bills don't play like S##tler

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There once was a Safety named Whitner

Who some people think is like Hitler

Because he eats at Chick-Fil-A

Which doesn't like people who are gay

I just hope the Bills don't play like S##tler

We have a QB from Harvard

Who can't hit the middle of a billboard

Fans we are disheartened

Mario his wallet it is fattened

And Nix too few babies has he brought onboard

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Yeah I'm not doing anymore stinking haikus...

 

Yes, but can you ask for something different in the form of a Haiku like I did?

 

GO BILLS!!!

Posted

I despise late starts

Especially if we lose

Don't wreck my Sunday

 

Look on the bright side. Later starts mean that there is less of your Sunday to be ruined.

 

GO BILLS!!!

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On Sunday we play the 49ers

On Monday we turn into whiners

But if we should win

Some would think it a sin

To delay the team's redesigners

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