Beerball Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 If so you can be a contestant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 "So what do you do for a living?" "I, uh, measure the distance between beauty pageant contestants' nipples to make sure they conform with pageant standards..." "What???" "...uh, I'm a garbageman." I want that job. But I don't want to have to explain it at parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What a disappointing lack of relevant pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 I do love me some Asian women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There must be 57 nipples up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 "So what do you do for a living?" "I, uh, measure the distance between beauty pageant contestants' nipples to make sure they conform with pageant standards..." "What???" "...uh, I'm a garbageman." I want that job. But I don't want to have to explain it at parties. existential crisis lmao!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Better that than 7.8" from their knees or the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Better that than 7.8" from their knees or the floor :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Congratulations, Chinese bureaucrats. You've proven you can scrutinize the fun out of anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Later in the article: the contest also said the space between candidates' pupils should be 46 percent of the distance between their pupil and their ear." WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What do you call 500 Indians without nipples? The Indian nippleless 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What's 24" apart mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Later in the article: WTF Roughly the Golden Ratio. That, at least, makes some sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 What's 24" apart mean? It means you need less strombolli. Clean out your freezer, and drop it off at exit 36 on the Thruway. Leave it in a plain, unmarked brown box, next to the garbage can, where the Troopers park their cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhg Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 There must be 57 nipples up there! Nice Steve Martin reference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Nice Steve Martin reference! Yep. And it's impossible to stick a Cadillac up your nose, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For6 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer? HAHA Edited September 30, 2012 by AReed Deep For6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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