DC Tom Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 "So what do you do for a living?" "I, uh, measure the distance between beauty pageant contestants' nipples to make sure they conform with pageant standards..." "What???" "...uh, I'm a garbageman." I want that job. But I don't want to have to explain it at parties.
KD in CA Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 What a disappointing lack of relevant pictures.
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 "So what do you do for a living?" "I, uh, measure the distance between beauty pageant contestants' nipples to make sure they conform with pageant standards..." "What???" "...uh, I'm a garbageman." I want that job. But I don't want to have to explain it at parties. existential crisis lmao!!!!!!!!!
The Poojer Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Better that than 7.8" from their knees or the floor
BarkLessWagMore Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Better that than 7.8" from their knees or the floor :lol:
Cugalabanza Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Congratulations, Chinese bureaucrats. You've proven you can scrutinize the fun out of anything.
MDH Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Later in the article: the contest also said the space between candidates' pupils should be 46 percent of the distance between their pupil and their ear." WTF
dib Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 What do you call 500 Indians without nipples? The Indian nippleless 500
DC Tom Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Later in the article: WTF Roughly the Golden Ratio. That, at least, makes some sense.
Just Jack Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 What's 24" apart mean? It means you need less strombolli. Clean out your freezer, and drop it off at exit 36 on the Thruway. Leave it in a plain, unmarked brown box, next to the garbage can, where the Troopers park their cars.
dhg Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 There must be 57 nipples up there! Nice Steve Martin reference!
K-9 Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Nice Steve Martin reference! Yep. And it's impossible to stick a Cadillac up your nose, too.
AReed Deep For6 Posted September 30, 2012 Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer? HAHA Edited September 30, 2012 by AReed Deep For6
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