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The Wildcat Exposed: Boots, Claws, Soup


Rockinon

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This Wall Street Journalarticle is funny. Want a good laugh?

 

I'm surprised no one responded to this.

 

"When the offense decides to unleash the Wildcat, a member of the offensive coaching staff—in this case, new Jets offensive coordinator Tony Sparano—will blow three times into a large golden horn shaped like a cat's leg. The players (now in boots or waders, carrying soup) lock arms and scream "Wildcat!" This sounds funny but it gives you goose bumps, I swear. Some players like to flash claws when they scream "Wildcat!" Both hands, in the air, fingers bent, like a cat's paw. Sometimes players will roar or meow, but to be honest, that's a little over the top. Also, you can spill your soup!"

 

I'm picturing Tim Tebow tipping a tureen of Tomato onto Kyle and Mario as he tries to tuck away the ball, slippery from the Butternut Squash spilled by the center.

 

Hysterical!

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I'm surprised too. This is some funny stuff.

 

The Jets kept the Cat under wraps during the preseason, preferring instead to use an inefficient low-scoring attack to keep their opponents giggling. Guessing! I meant guessing.

 

This link is funny too. The comments following this are hilarious.

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i found a flaw. I know. i really had to look.

Gazpacho is not nor has ever been considered a " hearty " soup. In truth it's a light jovial refreshing soup and of little use in the wildcat.

This guy needs to get his facts straight . The wildcat is very seriuos business my friends.

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