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Worst wind I've ever seen.Trees down everywhere, some roads impassable, I had a big cottonwood blow down on the neighbors roof.

 

Is the abandoned truck ok? Did it survive?

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I dunno. It's at a impound yard somewhere.

 

Ever since that, I tune into Deadliest Catch just to see if one of the knucklehead deck hands on Wizard or Time Bandit misplaced their truck...

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State University to announce later today that controversial professor Dr. Van Nosehair's tenure has been revoked after repeatedly stopping a lecture to check his invisible friend Norman for a hernia. Norman is believed to be between 10 and 9 feet tall.

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Given the abundance of burnt orange shirts, I'm thinking its a Longhorn lecture hall, so I'm gonna go with:

 

"Why did the Bills cut Vince Young? I'll tell you why the Bills cut Vince Young. Nix grabbed Thigpen's balls like this and squeezed until he gave back a million bucks, that's why!"

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