I know he should be applauded for his efforts, but common man

[Beerball]

Putin leads Siberian Cranes in flight wearing silly suit meant to immitate an adult crane

[DC Tom]

He teaches birds to fly.

 

 

And when he drinks beer, he drinks Dos Equis. With a Stolichnaya Elit chaser.

[dib]

If he's common then he needs a fanfare