BillsGuyInMalta Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 I think what's lost in all of this hilarity is that the Jets are clearly preparing for and looking to compensate for Mario Williams. More power to them in my book. Marcell Dareus, Kyle Williams and Mark Anderson will warmly thank them for the lack of attention.
JoeF Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) Bulletin Board Material: Ryan believes Maybin reasonable facsimilie of Mario Edited September 5, 2012 by JoeF
biglukes Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) Bulletin Board Material: Ryan believes Maybin reasonable facsimilie of Mario Mario has eaten steaks that are bigger than Maybin. Edited September 5, 2012 by biglukes
FitzShowUsYourTitz Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Wonder if maybin is down to 215 pounds yet He's down to 215 on passing downs....BUT he beefs up to 280 for run plays. Amazing.
atlbillsfan1975 Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 So for like a month Rex has been talking about how worried The Bills are about facing his Wildcat Tebow Machine. Now Rex admits to being scarred about M. Williams? Love IT!!!
NoSaint Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) i mean, someone has to do scout team work. you mean they dont have an abundance of 300 lbs beasts that have a full arsenal of rush moves and are fast too? I think what's lost in all of this hilarity is that the Jets are clearly preparing for and looking to compensate for Mario Williams. More power to them in my book. Marcell Dareus, Kyle Williams and Mark Anderson will warmly thank them for the lack of attention. yea, i bet they totally forgot about them.... until you posted this. way to let the secret out. i guess now they wont even have to sign hagan. Edited September 5, 2012 by NoSaint
Webster Guy Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Maybin is put on Coples' shoulders and a big white sheet is thrown over both of them. Then Sanchez is taught to run away from the scary ghost. LMAO..... funniest post of the year
Stevie Ray Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Mario has eaten steaks that are bigger than Maybin. Mario has taken dumps that are bigger than Maybin!
sugar ray Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Wow just finish reading that article on rexxy boy tryina find a answer to block n super mario,i hope mario wrecks havo......finally teams havta game plan for our defense.
jimmy10 Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 You forgot to mention that Maybin had to line up offsides to simulate Mario's speed rush. Apparently Maybin isn't fast enough. http://wgr550.com/All-hands-on-deck-to-prepare-Jets-OL-for-Bills--Ma/14162797 PTR Ryan would make a good politician. He's doing a good job managing expectations for Mario. With all his praise and fear and preparation, anything short of a five-sack performance by Mario will be looked at as a victory in gangrene nation. Mario has taken dumps that are bigger than Maybin! Mario has chunks of guys like Maybin in his stool.
You herd it hear last Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Honestly, I don't think you could get Maybin to even simulate Quinton Coples.
jimmy10 Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Honestly, I don't think you could get Maybin to even simulate Quinton Coples. I don't think you could get Maybin to simulate Serena Williams.
Buffalos#1Fan Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvb9kUeXrQ8 Maybe we should sign Marion Barber to play OT for us against this Jets D
Ramius Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) Mario has taken dumps that are bigger than Maybin! Mario's bowel has better moves than Maybin. Edited September 5, 2012 by Ramius
Shamrock Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 If his weight can balloon 20lbs, wonder how quick he can add 80lbs?
Buffaloed in Pa Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 Hold, grab ,tackle.This is the plan. New refs miss most of it.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 Smash cut to Maybin sitting in front of a mirror, shaving his hairline to look receding, rehearsing a North Carolinian drawl. Maybin is put on Coples' shoulders and a big white sheet is thrown over both of them. Then Sanchez is taught to run away from the scary ghost. The Hans and Franz muscle suit. The undersized guy + The unmotivated guy. Add them together and you get Mario. Makes perfect sense. Seriously though, Coples is a gifted player and about the size of Mario at 6'6" and 290 pounds. When he is motivated he's a bear. Apparently Coples was virtually unblockable at the Senior Bowl practices and also he's played well this preseason.
eball Posted September 6, 2012 Author Posted September 6, 2012 Seriously though, Coples is a gifted player and about the size of Mario at 6'6" and 290 pounds. When he is motivated he's a bear. Apparently Coples was virtually unblockable at the Senior Bowl practices and also he's played well this preseason. Coples took advantage of backup offenses in the preseason and accumulated 4.5 sacks over 5 games. Yes, it's production, but the guy isn't even starting. If the Bills need to worry about Coples it will be in the future, not necessarily Sunday.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 Coples took advantage of backup offenses in the preseason and accumulated 4.5 sacks over 5 games. Yes, it's production, but the guy isn't even starting. If the Bills need to worry about Coples it will be in the future, not necessarily Sunday. I hope you're right. It was reported that Cordy Glenn was the only guy who could block him during Senior Bowl practices… and that it was a battle of the Titans. titans
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 You can't make this up: "Ryan said he would prepare Howard by using former Bills pass-rusher Aaron Maybin and first-round draft pick Quinton Coples on the scout team to act like Williams." I saw that yesterday and startled my coworkers with shrieks of laughter
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