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I think what's lost in all of this hilarity is that the Jets are clearly preparing for and looking to compensate for Mario Williams.

 

More power to them in my book.

 

Marcell Dareus, Kyle Williams and Mark Anderson will warmly thank them for the lack of attention.

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Bulletin Board Material:

 

Ryan believes Maybin reasonable facsimilie of Mario

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  On 9/5/2012 at 8:44 PM, JoeF said:

Bulletin Board Material:

 

Ryan believes Maybin reasonable facsimilie of Mario

Mario has eaten steaks that are bigger than Maybin.

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i mean, someone has to do scout team work. you mean they dont have an abundance of 300 lbs beasts that have a full arsenal of rush moves and are fast too?

 

  On 9/5/2012 at 8:25 PM, BillsGuyInBallstonSpa said:

I think what's lost in all of this hilarity is that the Jets are clearly preparing for and looking to compensate for Mario Williams.

 

More power to them in my book.

 

Marcell Dareus, Kyle Williams and Mark Anderson will warmly thank them for the lack of attention.

 

yea, i bet they totally forgot about them.... until you posted this. way to let the secret out. i guess now they wont even have to sign hagan.

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  On 9/5/2012 at 8:23 PM, SageAgainstTheMachine said:

Maybin is put on Coples' shoulders and a big white sheet is thrown over both of them. Then Sanchez is taught to run away from the scary ghost.

LMAO..... funniest post of the year

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Wow just finish reading that article on rexxy boy tryina find a answer to block n super mario,i hope mario wrecks havo......finally teams havta game plan for our defense.

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  On 9/5/2012 at 8:23 PM, PromoTheRobot said:

You forgot to mention that Maybin had to line up offsides to simulate Mario's speed rush. Apparently Maybin isn't fast enough.

 

http://wgr550.com/All-hands-on-deck-to-prepare-Jets-OL-for-Bills--Ma/14162797

 

PTR

 

Ryan would make a good politician. He's doing a good job managing expectations for Mario. With all his praise and fear and preparation, anything short of a five-sack performance by Mario will be looked at as a victory in gangrene nation.

 

  On 9/5/2012 at 9:21 PM, Stevie Ray said:

 

 

Mario has taken dumps that are bigger than Maybin! :w00t:

 

Mario has chunks of guys like Maybin in his stool.

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  On 9/5/2012 at 9:57 PM, madtowntobuffalo said:

Honestly, I don't think you could get Maybin to even simulate Quinton Coples.

 

I don't think you could get Maybin to simulate Serena Williams.

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  On 9/5/2012 at 9:21 PM, Stevie Ray said:

Mario has taken dumps that are bigger than Maybin! :w00t:

 

Mario's bowel has better moves than Maybin.

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  On 9/5/2012 at 7:34 PM, The Big Cat said:

Smash cut to Maybin sitting in front of a mirror, shaving his hairline to look receding, rehearsing a North Carolinian drawl.

 

  On 9/5/2012 at 8:23 PM, SageAgainstTheMachine said:

Maybin is put on Coples' shoulders and a big white sheet is thrown over both of them. Then Sanchez is taught to run away from the scary ghost.

 

The Hans and Franz muscle suit.

 

  On 9/5/2012 at 7:46 PM, jimmyo said:

The undersized guy + The unmotivated guy. Add them together and you get Mario. Makes perfect sense.

 

Seriously though, Coples is a gifted player and about the size of Mario at 6'6" and 290 pounds.

 

When he is motivated he's a bear.

 

Apparently Coples was virtually unblockable at the Senior Bowl practices and also he's played well this preseason.

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  On 9/6/2012 at 10:53 AM, San Jose Bills Fan said:

 

Seriously though, Coples is a gifted player and about the size of Mario at 6'6" and 290 pounds.

 

When he is motivated he's a bear.

 

Apparently Coples was virtually unblockable at the Senior Bowl practices and also he's played well this preseason.

 

Coples took advantage of backup offenses in the preseason and accumulated 4.5 sacks over 5 games. Yes, it's production, but the guy isn't even starting. If the Bills need to worry about Coples it will be in the future, not necessarily Sunday.

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  On 9/6/2012 at 11:14 AM, eball said:

Coples took advantage of backup offenses in the preseason and accumulated 4.5 sacks over 5 games. Yes, it's production, but the guy isn't even starting. If the Bills need to worry about Coples it will be in the future, not necessarily Sunday.

 

I hope you're right.

 

It was reported that Cordy Glenn was the only guy who could block him during Senior Bowl practices… and that it was a battle of the Titans.

 

titans

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  On 9/5/2012 at 7:27 PM, eball said:

You can't make this up:

 

"Ryan said he would prepare Howard by using former Bills pass-rusher Aaron Maybin and first-round draft pick Quinton Coples on the scout team to act like Williams."

 

:lol:

 

I saw that yesterday and startled my coworkers with shrieks of laughter

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