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JÂy RÛßeÒ

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Thing about passing funny money. Every month I take rental payments to the bank. My tenants all pay in cash so I have a big wad of hundreds. The teller never really looks at them, just counts and throws them in a drawer with all the other hundreds.Untraceable to me.

 

Jesus dude, what's the matter, you're no longer accepting meth?

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Hell no. My home cook is 99% pure. I learned how on TV.

 

Speaking of money and chemicals I managed a cafe a number of years ago. This old lady came in every day and her money smelled like chemicals. Not exactly like coke but something similar. Couldn't figure it out. When I counted the money I could tell when I got to hers because of the smell. Very bizarre. Then one day several years later I was at the garden center at Target I think. And got a whiff if that exact same smell. As they say smells trigger the memory more than anything else. That's when I figured out it was rapid grow. She must have kept her money in rapid grow tins. :lol:

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Man, I won our basketball bracket for $325. Dude paid me with 2 Franklins & 2 Grants in winnings. I still have one of each even after paying off a few guys I owed for golf team winnings (I'm keeping the $20s because you left early!). Six months and they're still in my stash. That's the world.

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