Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 OK - back for another season. Here goes: Underdogs again This time the Bills have a shot I say they win big Big hopes for Tebow Rexy sees Cat running Wild Bills Pound that kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 This is not a haiku. I wrote it a few years ago for a friend's site (I think the goal was to write about anything in less than 100 words.) Ten seconds remain in the half. Some dude named “Carney” from the new San Antonio Saints is about to kick off to my beloved Buffalo Bills. After driving down the field for a touchdown with their first possession, the Bills have looked pathetic, sluggish. I suspect foul play, possibly poison. I mean, it’s quite plausible that a deranged Saints fan slipped some of that Toxic Soup into our pre-game chowder, right? Terence McGee runs the kickoff eighty-five yards to the Saints three-yard line, where he runs into five Bills and falls on his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Bills own Tebow Let's all hope Rex puts him in Guarantees a win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRM33064 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Decisions are tough Sanchez or Tebow, which one? Rex looks at their toes Gator prays, drops back Tebow sacked, cries: Why God, Why? Jesus loves Bills more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Ralph is infected And the Ralph needs a facelift Sanchez well til sacked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 jimmi spagnola toughie cries to his momma Bills killed my tebow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cocktosten Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 run,pass,run,pass,run pass,pass,run,pass,run,pass,run balanced offense Chan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Jets' playoff hopes dashed, destroyed in the night, like Joe Klopfenstein's ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 jimmi spagnola toughie cries to his momma Bills killed my tebow Baiting Spags. Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Rex talks a big game Ruvell Martin hits paydirt Jets hang heads in shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I can not allow the opening haiku thread to drop to page two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills1960 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I am still nervous to play a team that can't score because it's week one I can do better... Living in N.J. jets fans are all around me please God, let us win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Tebow has no prayer Sanchez is a bad QB Rex cries in his beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 undefeated Bills unlimited potential hope springs eternal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Decisions are tough Sanchez or Tebow, which one? Rex looks at their toes Gator prays, drops back Tebow sacked, cries: Why God, Why? Jesus loves Bills more Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stony Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fitz throws a pick six Sully begins slander piece Lindell bails out team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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