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My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street.

 

What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd.

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My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street.

 

What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd.

 

It's probably Jeff Littman, trying to ensure Mario never gets any game checks.

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I think Ralph just woke up and realized that he just lost 100 million to Mario so he's smashed Mario's mailbox and is planning on opening a business that sells 100,000,001 dollar mailboxes.

 

I mean it makes sense...

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My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street.

 

What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd.

 

Stay Classy Buffalo. This and what happens to yards and we wonder why we have to overpay to get people here?

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My morning run took me past Mario Williams' house in East Aurora this morning, and his mailbox appears to have taken a recent beating from a baseball bat. His was the only damaged one on the street.

 

What could the motivation possibly have been? No sacks in the preseason game? Just because he signed a $100 million contract? Random? Obviously no one here will likely have an answer; it's just odd.

Well, that sucks.

 

Hopefully the idiots that did it brag to their friends once school starts so they can be made to make amends. !@#$ing Dolphin fans! (PLEASE let it turn out the idiots that did it are Fish fans. (Marsha fans would work as well.))

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I will send a bunch of steaks to anyone on TBD who turns in the bastard who did this.

 

The deers did it.

In their case, I'll send venison.

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Nice gesture by what are probably non-neighbors. I'd like to think for the $$$ he paid for his house, the postal service would have to bring both pieces of random mail up to the door. It's probably the Wegman's weekly circular & Ted's coupons.

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