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King Richard: Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!

From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as...Johns!

 

-Robin Hood, Men in Tights

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I also trace my direct lineage back to King John. Actually I'm a direct descendent of all the English rulers up to Edward II, then splits off to other royalty up thru Sir John Savage who commanded Henry Tudor's left Wing when they defeated Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth.

 

Cool stuff but, as you can see, there must be hundreds of thousands who could claim the same, including my cousins Reagan, Clinton, Bush and Obama.

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We didn't win that.

 

I see what you did there... :devil:

 

Viva la France

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Martin Van Buren is the only non Royal descendent. I knew those Van Buren Boys were good dudes!

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