uncle flap Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 "I'd like to introduce the new industry standard in lo-cal, lo-carb, lite beer: BUD LIGHT INVISIBLE!! For sale exclusively at all Bills home games this year!"
mellaman101 Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 F#$%ing jello, I use to get it in a bowl and now it comes in a plastic cup this F#$%ing big!
It's in My Blood Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Occasionally, there were problems with the Ralph3000 Animatronic NFL Owner unit, but handyman Pete was always there to fuse a wire or tighten a loose screw. :w00t: Winner!
loserlovers Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 ok heres my second offering..." i though it would be huge...but i was in the locker room yesterday and Mario's is only this big."
Best Player Available Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 ok heres my second offering..." i though it would be huge...but i was in the locker room yesterday and Mario's is only this big." Even lamer than your first.
Pirate Angel Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 This is how im going to hold the Lombardi at the end of this season
turdferguson Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 Will u check to see if I took my Viagra this morning
26TrapDraw Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 http://cantonrep.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge_remote.asp?source=jsapi&remoteimageid=5646787 Can you believe it! those guys stole my fruit cocktail!
mellaman101 Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 "At my age, I dont know if its excitement or what but it feels like there is somebody squatting down behind me with a finger in my ass."
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 1. I have a dream that this little dwarf will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by his height, or by his win-loss record in Super Bowls, but by the content of his character! 2. That's the last time I make a bet with Bob Kraft - - now I gotta take this dwarf everywhere.
benderbender Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 "The stick in my backside that has kept me from selling this team is currently being removed."
loserlovers Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 Even lamer than your first. your lame, what was your offering?
transient Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 Aww, don't look so surprised. If you had my kind of money you could hire "reach around Bob" too!
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