uncle flap Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 "I'd like to introduce the new industry standard in lo-cal, lo-carb, lite beer: BUD LIGHT INVISIBLE!! For sale exclusively at all Bills home games this year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellaman101 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 F#$%ing jello, I use to get it in a bowl and now it comes in a plastic cup this F#$%ing big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's in My Blood Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Occasionally, there were problems with the Ralph3000 Animatronic NFL Owner unit, but handyman Pete was always there to fuse a wire or tighten a loose screw. Â Â :w00t: Â Â Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserlovers Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 ok heres my second offering..." i though it would be huge...but i was in the locker room yesterday and Mario's is only this big." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 ok heres my second offering..." i though it would be huge...but i was in the locker room yesterday and Mario's is only this big." Even lamer than your first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 This is how im going to hold the Lombardi at the end of this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turdferguson Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Will u check to see if I took my Viagra this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26TrapDraw Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 http://cantonrep.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge_remote.asp?source=jsapi&remoteimageid=5646787 Can you believe it! those guys stole my fruit cocktail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellaman101 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "At my age, I dont know if its excitement or what but it feels like there is somebody squatting down behind me with a finger in my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AReed Deep For6 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 1. I have a dream that this little dwarf will one day live in a nation where he will not be judged by his height, or by his win-loss record in Super Bowls, but by the content of his character! Â 2. That's the last time I make a bet with Bob Kraft - - now I gotta take this dwarf everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "The stick in my backside that has kept me from selling this team is currently being removed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansLanda Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "Roger Federer my ass..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserlovers Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Even lamer than your first. your lame, what was your offering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Aww, don't look so surprised. If you had my kind of money you could hire "reach around Bob" too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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