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  1. 1. Should Olympic Medalists Pay Taxes?

    • Yes, of course
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    • Yes, but at a reduced rate
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    • Absolutely not - they're "special"
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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I'm always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

 

 

^^^^^^That was good.^^^^^^

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

:lol:

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Why do they bother giving out Gold and Silver Medals anyways? That is such an outdated practice

 

The medals should be replaced with something valuable like a piece of paper signed by Tim Geithner

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Shouldn't they be given tax breaks? I thought the more you make, the less you should pay in taxes, because then they'll be more likely to trickle it down on the less profitable members of society.

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Shouldn't they be given tax breaks? I thought the more you make, the less you should pay in taxes, because then they'll be more likely to trickle it down on the less profitable members of society.

 

Most Olympic athletes don't make a hell of a lot. So tax the **** out of them, I say.

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

 

I am so stealing this.

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

You never disappoint. Very clever :thumbsup:

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

 

Bloody !@#$ing brilliant!

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They shouldn't even be allowed to keep their medals. The government should take them...call it a "windfall tax" if you'd like, it's really just the government taking ownership of what they loaned to the athlete to begin with. If you win a medal in the 10k or weightlifting, you didn't get that on your own. I’m always surprised by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so fast. There are a lot of fast runners out there. It must be because I'm stronger than everybody else. Let me tell you something: there's a whole bunch of strong people out there. If you won a medal, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great coach somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to build the track that allowed you to practice. Somebody invested barbells and Nautilus machines. If you've won a medal -- you didn't win that. Somebody else made that happen. So of course they should be taxed.

 

Truly brilliant.

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Really...it wasn't THAT good. :rolleyes:

You'll bring down all of Hollywood by pointing out that what you did wasn't THAT good.

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You'll bring down all of Hollywood by pointing out that what you did wasn't THAT good.

 

It's not like I wrote that myself, though. Somebody else made that happen...

 

...uh...wait, what? :unsure:

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