How is everyone doing?

[TakeYouToTasker]

Sales numbers were up across the board for every single financial product we offer, however we reported heavy losses in the second quarter because we took a beating in Asian derivatives markets.

[DC Tom]

I pay your salary? Mother%^&$er.

 

If it helps, my current project is probably going to save the taxpayer millions.

 

Of course, I just spent a dollar of your money typing this post.