Captain Hindsight Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Haha heard about this, come on Bills fans help out the 50 million dollar man!
The Senator Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Haha heard about this, come on Bills fans help out the 50 million dollar man! Amazingly, tucked away in my basement, I happen to have a California King-size that I'm not using. What's a fair price for Mario?
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Amazingly, tucked away in my basement, I happen to have a California King-size that I'm not using. What's a fair price for Mario? Let's see. The median income among those 25 or older in the U.S. with some college education is about $45,000 per year. Mario Williams got $19 million upfront signing bonus and $6 million base salary for 2012… so he's gonna make $25 million this year. So for every dollar made by the "average person" you multiply that by $555 to get what Mario makes. Thus if the average top quality California King set is $3500 (the guys is 6'7" and 290 pounds), multiply that by 555 and the equivalent cost to Mario is… $1.925 million. But seeing as the set is used and he's a Buffalo Bill, I'd offer it to him for $500K. Win-win for both sides.
mrags Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Let's see. The median income among those 25 or older in the U.S. with some college education is about $45,000 per year. Mario Williams got $19 million upfront signing bonus and $6 million base salary for 2012… so he's gonna make $25 million this year. So for every dollar made by the "average person" you multiply that by $555 to get what Mario makes. Thus if the average top quality California King set is $3500 (the guys is 6'7" and 290 pounds), multiply that by 555 and the equivalent cost to Mario is… $1.925 million. But seeing as the set is used and he's a Buffalo Bill, I'd offer it to him for $500K. Win-win for both sides. I'm sure if he asked Chris Kelsay nicely and offered him a couple hundred thousand he could have his...... Oh wait... Edited July 27, 2012 by mrags
The Senator Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Let's see. The median income among those 25 or older in the U.S. with some college education is about $45,000 per year. Mario Williams got $19 million upfront signing bonus and $6 million base salary for 2012… so he's gonna make $25 million this year. So for every dollar made by the "average person" you multiply that by $555 to get what Mario makes. Thus if the average top quality California King set is $3500 (the guys is 6'7" and 290 pounds), multiply that by 555 and the equivalent cost to Mario is… $1.925 million. But seeing as the set is used and he's a Buffalo Bill, I'd offer it to him for $500K. Win-win for both sides. If you're reading this, Mario, for $500K I'll throw in free delivery to St. John Fisher
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Come on... He can't sleep on a twin bed for a couple of weeks? Wow... People are really going soft!
CowgirlsFan Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Come on... He can't sleep on a twin bed for a couple of weeks? Wow... People are really going soft! Now that Charles Barkley has lost weight maybe Mario can borrow his bed!
biglukes Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Now that Charles Barkley has lost weight maybe Mario can borrow his bed! Speaking of Charles Barkley, did somebody scrape his vocal chords? He sounds terrible on those commercials.
CowgirlsFan Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 It just dawned on me !! I know where we can get a bed for Mario!!! Rex Ryan's house!! He's lost weight too!!
Booger Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Hey Mario......Tom Brady stole your mattress and said he is not giving it back unless you "make him". PS....Sanchez stole your TV
bowery4 Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) SJBF in Thailand 555 is like saying hahaha because Ha is how you say five. In light of that re-read what you wrote and you will have a different kind of laugh BTW he needs a flat screen too and does he sound a little peeved to anyone else? Oh and Ralph is cheap Edited July 27, 2012 by bowery4
AReed Deep For6 Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 SJBF in Thailand 555 is like saying hahaha because Ha is how you say five. In light of that re-read what you wrote and you will have a different kind of laugh BTW he needs a flat screen too and does he sound a little peeved to anyone else? Oh and Ralph is cheap In the most friendly way possible, can i ask.... What the did this post mean? Haha In the most friendly way possible, can i ask.... What the did this post mean? Haha Nevermind Im an idiot, i just had to read it a few times. Training camp has me all loopy, throwing in a few beers didnt help me any
bowery4 Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) In the most friendly way possible, can i ask.... What the did this post mean? Haha55 Nevermind Im an idiot, i just had to read it a few times. Training camp has me all loopy, throwing in a few beers didnt help me any I forget commas, sorry lol it's okay, fixed it though 555 Edited July 27, 2012 by bowery4
3rdand12 Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Hey Mario......Tom Brady stole your mattress and said he is not giving it back unless you "make him". PS....Sanchez stole your TV lol +1
bladiebla Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Is it me or is it wierd that the Bills don't make sure the rooms are of good quality. How much would it be to have beds suitable to hosting players and move them in for TC and store them afterwards. 50K a year? Peanuts but rather essential imho.
PromoTheRobot Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Is it me or is it wierd that the Bills don't make sure the rooms are of good quality. How much would it be to have beds suitable to hosting players and move them in for TC and store them afterwards. 50K a year? Peanuts but rather essential imho. Every player can customize their room as they wish. While it's not the Bills job to play interior decorator, I'm sure they have people who act like a concierge to take care of players needs if they ask (and pay). I'm sure Mario took care of things by now. PTR Edited July 27, 2012 by PromoTheRobot
KD in CA Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Yes it sounds trivial, but wouldn't you think the Bills would employ a couple of staff people to think about this kind of stuff and help out guys in whom they've made multi-million dollar investments? If I was paying a guy $100MM, I'd invent another $50K on a gopher to make sure he was getting everything he needs.
PromoTheRobot Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Yes it sounds trivial, but wouldn't you think the Bills would employ a couple of staff people to think about this kind of stuff and help out guys in whom they've made multi-million dollar investments? If I was paying a guy $100MM, I'd invent another $50K on a gopher to make sure he was getting everything he needs. Calling Capt. Hindsight! Maybe the Bills never had a player who didn't go to training camp before? I don't recall a lot of threads here warning the Bills to make sure all the beds fit before camp starts. No one thinks of everything. PTR
Fan in San Diego Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 You would think they would supply beds and whatever else the guys need while in camp.
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