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So what's everyone doing this year for your fantasy team names?

 

I haven't decided yet (and may steal one of your ideas ;). But right now I'm thinking

Walt White's Blue Magic

Clay Morrow's Hoverround

Skittles and Hoodies

You didn't build that team

Santorums Sweatervests

Costa Concordia Wavecrashers

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What about Fred Willards Pants?

 

Skittles and Hoodies is probably the most fun because its offensive.

Doesn't skittle and hoodies imply that you'll be killed by a guy with too much time on their hands? I know I've fallen victim to it on more than one occasion

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Fantasy drafts obviously occur in summer. During the summer, I like to drink Cosmopolitans. Not the manliest drink on earth, but 4-5 'em will kick your little hiney. So, one year the draft was at my house, I'm drinking Cosmo's and the fellers are ragging on me for drinking a pink beverage.

 

Thus was born: Girl Drink Drunk.

 

A fine Kids in the Hall sketch inspired the name...

 

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I like TV related names. Mentioned in another thread:

 

Ted Beneke's Twitching Hand (Breaking Bad)

 

Others:

 

Hanging with Lane Pryce (Mad Men)

The Mouth of Debra Morgan [We're Filthy] (Dexter)

BBQ at Hershel's Barn (The Walking Dead)

You Pay the Iron Price (Game of Thrones)

Omar Comin' (The Wire)

 

And when you destroy your opponent, post to the message board, "Yo, you should change your team to 'Chik-Fil-A' 'cause they don't show up on Sunday!"

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