DC Tom Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 The people on the phone? Of course they're dumb. That's just how "they" want it. Actually, I'm well beyond the first-tier drones at this point. Would I really waste hours on the phone with someone who's only authorized to read a script? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Actually, I'm well beyond the first-tier drones at this point. Would I really waste hours on the phone with someone who's only authorized to read a script? Anyone you get on the phone is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Anyone you get on the phone is a moron. Well, yeah, of course anyone *I* get is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Just because I put milk in my coffee doesn't mean I drink girly vodka. It's not a huge leap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 It's not a huge leap. Putting milk in coffee = you don't like coffee, so you need to drown it in dairy Drinking Smirnoff Ice = you don't like alcohol, so you need to drown it in sugar Close enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Anyone you get on the phone is a moron. Unless you're lucky enough to get me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Putting milk in coffee = you don't like coffee, so you need to drown it in dairy Drinking Smirnoff Ice = you don't like alcohol, so you need to drown it in sugar Close enough for me. That's true I don't like coffee but I need it to function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Putting milk in coffee = you are a child and can't accept that life is dark and bitter Drinking Smirnoff Ice = the bubble tea place closed down but you still want to giggle with the girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 That's true I don't like coffee but I need it to function. I started drinking coffee at my dad's restaurant when I was probably 14. Drank it black then and still do. Only one cup a day howerver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 The worst incident. I had a dessert in the fridge when I was working on this ****ty job. I waited all day to eat it and it was gone. I should have went postal on those mother!@#$ers. ' Easy to payback. You have him set up perfectly. Get another dessert and discretely put a shot of cayenne pepper inside it. Place it in the freezer. Sit back and wait for the culprit to expose himself. (so to speak.) Ex-lax works in place of the pepper - depending on the type of desert, or use dish soap if it's got a lemon pudding center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Easy to payback. You have him set up perfectly. Get another dessert and discretely put a shot of cayenne pepper inside it. Place it in the freezer. Sit back and wait for the culprit to expose himself. (so to speak.) Ex-lax works in place of the pepper - depending on the type of desert, or use dish soap if it's got a lemon pudding center. Better yet, bring something in every day, but sprinkle some sort of highly addictive controlled substance on it. If the coworker hasn't failed a drug test by the time he's terribly hooked on it, keep bringing in the food item, but quit adding the secret ingredient. Suddenly, withdrawal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Better yet, bring something in every day, but sprinkle some sort of highly addictive controlled substance on it. If the coworker hasn't failed a drug test by the time he's terribly hooked on it, keep bringing in the food item, but quit adding the secret ingredient. Suddenly, withdrawal! That could work too. Of course, he could go for the alternate "The Help" sting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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