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My concern for the young victim of this sex crime is.... Nonexistent. :)

I'm sure the young guy is an emotional wreck. Seriously, the husband has the media at his door wanting to talk about your wife banging a student. How the hell does he feel?

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Wouldn't you think a, oh I don't know, 49 year old guy( for the sake of the discussion)would have more to offer than a 15 year old???

 

Conversation at bar:

 

Woman: So, tell me about yourself.

Poojer: I'm 49 years old, I spend a lot of time on internet message boards, and I like Rush and Pink Floyd. would you like to get together for dinner sometime?

Woman: :bag: Um, oh, I just forgot - I need to go home and do some laundry.

Poojer: :censored:

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i don't like Rush...that's the board crasher among others...that's what sets me apart...i'm a rebel....i'm the dangerous ones girls think they are afraid of but secretly desire....

 

"hey, there's that old fat guy that doesn't like rush.....i suddenly want him...."

 

Conversation at bar:

 

Woman: So, tell me about yourself.

Poojer: I'm 49 years old, I spend a lot of time on internet message boards, and I like Rush and Pink Floyd. would you like to get together for dinner sometime?

Woman: :bag: Um, oh, I just forgot - I need to go home and do some laundry.

Poojer: :censored:

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Conversation at bar:

 

Woman: So, tell me about yourself.

Poojer: I'm 49 years old, I spend a lot of time on internet message boards, and I like Rush and Pink Floyd. would you like to get together for dinner sometime?

Woman: :bag: Um, oh, I just forgot - I need to go home and do some laundry.

Poojer: :censored:

Woman: Can I ask you one favor though?

Poojer: Sure

Woman: That message board you post on.....well my gramma has been dating this guy there called Hurricane Mike. Can you tell him to stevestojan or get off the pot?

Poojer: Not without a pic

 

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i don't like Rush...that's the board crasher among others...that's what sets me apart...i'm a rebel....i'm the dangerous ones girls think they are afraid of but secretly desire....

 

"hey, there's that old fat guy that doesn't like rush.....i suddenly want him...."

I'm also 49 BTW...

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Wouldn't you think a, oh I don't know, 49 year old guy( for the sake of the discussion)would have more to offer than a 15 year old???

Yes, but not as much as a 51 year old guy.

 

I'm sure the young guy is an emotional wreck. Seriously, the husband has the media at his door wanting to talk about your wife banging a student. How the hell does he feel?

Probably similar to the husband who's asked questions about his wife banging some other guy in a restroom at The Ralph.

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