Dez Bryant slapped his momma?

[Smears]

Imagine how much Momma slapping jokes he will hear on the other side of the ball? I wouldnt let up the whole game. He should kill himself

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

Imagine how much Momma slapping jokes he will hear on the other side of the ball? I wouldnt let up the whole game. He should kill himself

 

Well, that escalated quickly.

[PushthePile]

Well, that escalated quickly.

Yeah that kinda jumped out at me too.

[Jerry Jone's Toupee]

Maybe a bit harsh, but I think uncle Roger is going to whip his behind.

[Coach Tuesday]

Well, that escalated quickly.

 

I mean, that really got out of hand fast! It jumped up a notch.

[buffaloboyinATL]

She's just a hooker, no worries.

That's right. He's the one that the Dolphins GM asked about his Mom being a hooker, correct? That is part of why players are supposedly avoiding Miami now.

[uticaclub]

How do we know that B word didn't deserve it?

 

His mom most likely was/is a prostitute, or why else would a GM ask it?

 

Dez probably is his moms pimp in the offseason, B word didn't pay and sometimes a pimps got to slap a ho.

 

I know this sounds terrible, but prove me wrong

[Gugny]

wow, some of you guys are aholes

Looks like "someone's" mom was a working gal.

[#34fan]

If these charges are true, It could make Bryant very unpopular in a league stocked with big, fast, beligerent, mommas-boys. -Perhaps even a target for opposing players.

 

I wouldn't be shocked to see Dez get a little extra "love" on take-downs this season.

Edited July 18, 2012 by #34fan

[Captain Hindsight]

That's right. He's the one that the Dolphins GM asked about his Mom being a hooker, correct? That is part of why players are supposedly avoiding Miami now.

Well that and they suck

[BobDVA]

Maybe moms is a blood sucking leach.

[billsrcursed]

I mean, that really got out of hand fast! It jumped up a notch.

 

Ya, I stabbed a man in the heart.