bowery4 Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 in all seriousness, its like you have to be a jerk in order to get laid... especially with girls you like. its just not in my blood. i just treat people the way i would want to be treated. w/e See now jerking and getting laid not the same thing. I knew that "be yourself" stuff was going to confuse you. My advise really, and I wouldn't tell this to most people (but hey you ARE special), just pay for it a few times when you need it. Nothing is free in life, you won't have to think so much about chemistry and all that budding relationship BS and you won't be/come off so desperate.
Guffalo Posted August 3, 2012 Posted August 3, 2012 If you're looking for a change of pace, you could always try your left hand. I hear the Cowboys have some holes you can line up for.....
LeviF Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Give this a spin. Next time you're with a girl and there's some rapport, say the following (preferably whisper it into her ear). "We're not going to have sex tonight because, frankly, you haven't earned it yet. But I feel compelled to warn you...the first time we !@#$, it may intimidate you. Because I'm a man. And I know how to do things." You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not. Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". Women get titillated by talk, whereas men are more visual. Broaching the subject without fear often leads to a positive reaction.
Just Jack Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". What was the answer?
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 What was the answer? A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base".
LeviF Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". Women get titillated by talk, whereas men are more visual. Broaching the subject without fear often leads to a positive reaction. Too bad I can't stand talking to them. Can't have a conversation in a club anyway. It's all eyes there. Getting the "eyes" --> dancing --> makeout --> "Let's get out of here" Or skip the eyes. That's cool too, especially if you're a good, confident dancer. A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Niiiiice.
Optometric Insight Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Oh that's cool, she's a softball player. Third base is a hard position, you need fast reflexes or you'll get burned. I prefer to play third base myself then any where else, just seems natural. And as I'm typing this, I realize that you aren't talking about baseball or softball. Boy, was that some party last night... Edited August 4, 2012 by Teen Insight
ieatcrayonz Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Is Ennifer aware of any of this stuff?
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted August 4, 2012 Author Posted August 4, 2012 Im just a naturally shy person...
Doc Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Im just a naturally shy person... Unless you're really good looking, shy ain't gonna fly. And there's no need to act like a jerk.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Posted August 4, 2012 Is Ennifer aware of any of this stuff? You know as well as I do what kind of hellfire I'm in for if Ennifer finds out. Don't be a stool pigeon, huh?
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted August 5, 2012 Author Posted August 5, 2012 Unless you're really good looking, shy ain't gonna fly. And there's no need to act like a jerk. I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous...
Captain Hindsight Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous... Why? They came up to you, they are already impressed, all you gotta do is talk.
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 Why? They came up to you, they are already impressed, all you gotta do is talk. Well there's your problem...
Doc Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous... For you, my advice before talking to a girl? Drink. Heavily.
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2012 Posted August 5, 2012 For you, my advice before talking to a girl? Drink. Heavily. And get her to do the same.
Beerball Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Finally, a chart that will show MDP just how bad his love life is. http://techland.time.com/2012/08/17/chart-dating-in-the-texting-era/
Captain Hindsight Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Finally, a chart that will show MDP just how bad his love life is. http://techland.time...he-texting-era/
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Not sure if this resource has been suggested but.... The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss http://www.amazon.com/The-Game-Penetrating-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 This book will change your life, and drastically improve your sex life. I promise you.
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