White House Guests Of Barack Obama Give The Finger To Reagan Portrait

[DC Tom]

Give the guy a break: He's just trying to get laid married.

[Joe Miner]

Lol. Married and laid are almost polar opposites.

 

Quick anecdote.

 

Watched a show on TV about the Bubble Skin Man

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/bubble-skin-man-chandra-wisnu_n_1598516.html

 

At some point in his interview, he says that he can still have sex 4 times a day.

 

I looked at my wife and said, "Unbelievable."

 

She said, "What?"

 

I said, "He gets laid more than I do."

 

Needless to say I didn't get laid that night either.

[Rob's House]

Lol. Married and laid are almost polar opposites.

 

Quick anecdote.

 

Watched a show on TV about the Bubble Skin Man

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/bubble-skin-man-chandra-wisnu_n_1598516.html

 

At some point in his interview, he says that he can still have sex 4 times a day.

 

I looked at my wife and said, "Unbelievable."

 

She said, "What?"

 

I said, "He gets laid more than I do."

 

Needless to say I didn't get laid that night either.

If your wife ever turns off the faucets on you, get a book about making women orgasm, read it while yall are on the couch watching TV, then don't try to do anything with her. Do this for a week or two. If that doesn't work, then hell, just !@#$ other women.

[Chef Jim]

Lol. Married and laid are almost polar opposites.

 

Quick anecdote.

 

Watched a show on TV about the Bubble Skin Man

 

http://www.huffingto..._n_1598516.html

 

At some point in his interview, he says that he can still have sex 4 times a day.

 

I looked at my wife and said, "Unbelievable."

 

She said, "What?"

 

I said, "He gets laid more than I do."

 

Needless to say I didn't get laid that night either.

 

 

At least you didn't say he gets it more one day than I get in a whole year.