DC Tom Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 2:31 AM, Shouldaplayedflutie99 said: I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? You're wrong.
K-9 Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) On 6/15/2012 at 2:05 AM, XXL Franchize said: So many long years Shedding Buffalo Bills tears Turning Point is here A Haiku that rhymes Not seen a whole lot of times Like sounds out of mimes Don't want to be terse So adding another verse I will make it worse You ask what's the use Of Haiku that sounds like Seuss Or like Mother Goose But I say screw it Just go ahead and do it They won't review it Kill my landlord. GO BILLS!!! Edited June 15, 2012 by K-9
The Big Cat Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Just like every year We now resort to writing Offseason Haikus
DC Tom Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 3:39 AM, The Big Cat said: Just like every year We now resort to writing Offseason Haikus Just like every post I resort to telling you You're an idiot. I think I'm going to write all my frivolous insults in haiku from now on.
Reks Ryan Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 2:31 AM, Shouldaplayedflutie99 said: I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? MAR-EE-O WILL-YUMS 3 + 2. Is 5 syllables
Beerball Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 2:34 AM, DC Tom said: You're wrong. So's his user name.
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Fitz and David Lee Working on bad mechanics I'll start a new thread
Optometric Insight Posted June 15, 2012 Author Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 2:31 AM, Shouldaplayedflutie99 said: I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? No. Its not ee-ums. Its more like yums.
The Big Cat Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 3:47 AM, DC Tom said: Just like every post I resort to telling you You're an idiot. I think I'm going to write all my frivolous insults in haiku from now on. Buck shot litany A vitriolic chorus Nothing personal
PeteBills4ever Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Bills getting serious Crushing QB's victorious Superbowl delirious
The Wiz Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 1:30 PM, PeteBills4ever said: Bills getting serious Crushing QB's victorious Superbowl delirious I think someone skipped that day in school.
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Wait til' haters see What Shawne Merriman will be It will be lights out Fitz working with Lee While Chan keeps growing the beard Buddy gets it done!
Meathead Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 Jim Rome is boring. He can't even live up to Have a take don't suck.
K-9 Posted June 15, 2012 Posted June 15, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 1:47 PM, The Wiz said: I think someone skipped that day in school. Nah, it's just the earlier form of 6-8-7 Haiku. GO BILLS!!!
BillyBaroo Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 Big D will suffice; Cause Stevies play's just not nice! Patriots will ice!
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 On 6/14/2012 at 3:29 PM, Teen Insight said: The first thread I read on TSW was about you guys making up haikus for the Week 1 season opener against the Chiefs last year (yeah, I guess I lurked for a while ). Thought it was a fun topic and it would be a good way to lighten up the mood. Rules: 3 lines; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllable in the second, another 5 in the third. This format doesn't have to be followed but the poem usually has to end in 17 syllables. It can be about anything that happened during the off-season. You can post multiple haikus. Here's mine: Bills made some head-way Nix showed us the baby Getting Williams and Mark Bills signed some big names Nix showed us the gestation Baby not yet shown
Quester74 Posted June 19, 2012 Posted June 19, 2012 On 6/15/2012 at 2:31 AM, Shouldaplayedflutie99 said: I'm pretty sure Mario Williams is 6 syllables? Am I wrong? Mar-i-o Will-iams Looks and sounds like 5 to me.
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