\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 27, 2012 Posted May 27, 2012 http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
truth on hold Posted May 27, 2012 Posted May 27, 2012 I see another enforcement scandal brewing. Those cops should have known facial consumption was legal in Florida provided it was between 2 naked consenting adults.
Optometric Insight Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 I saw this on the news. If the apocalypse happens, expect more of this out of people who have gone crazy.
Beerball Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 I saw this on the news. If the apocalypse happens, expect more of this out of people who have gone crazy. Won't we all be dead?
Optometric Insight Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 Won't we all be dead? If you believe the a-big-humungous-asteroid-will-hit-us-and-kill-us-all theory, then 99.99999999% of us will. But there are also other kinds of apocalypses like a solar flare that destroys our magnetic field, a super disease that can't be stopped, a food famine, a drought, or, in the words of Kevin, a zombie apocalypse.
/dev/null Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Won't we all be dead? I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling quite better
justnzane Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Again the Florida cops get it wrong, the cannibal was "standing his ground"
DrDawkinstein Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 The zombie apocalypse has begun. You ain't foolin http://imgur.com/GlmhV
truth on hold Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) Cannibal's been identified as Rudy Eugene http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2012/national/2905_eugene_sp.jpg&width=310 Never did trust anyone with 2 first names. Havent been able to identify the victim in part because all that remains identifiable of his face is a goatee http://www.tampabay.com/news/face-eating-naked-attacker-in-miami-identified/1232512 Not to sound harsh, but it may just be better off for him if he doesn't make it. Edited May 29, 2012 by Joe_the_6_pack
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 So if you serve liver with fava beans and a nice chianti, what goes with face? Lentils and Boone's Farm?
Guffalo Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 I thought the Florida Panthers were done for the season, why is there a face-off in florida?
zow2 Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 why were both the victim and attacker naked? I get the theory that these drugs make you "bake" on the inside and want to take off your clothes. I'm guessing the victim may have been an acquaintance and doing these drugs as well... and the whole thing went Nuts. Not that it's much better but you really hope the victim wasn't just some average joe out jogging or something.
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Cannibal's been identified as Rudy Eugene http://images.ninemsn.com.au/resizer.aspx?url=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/2012/national/2905_eugene_sp.jpg&width=310 Never did trust anyone with 2 first names. Havent been able to identify the victim in part because all that remains identifiable of his face is a goatee http://www.tampabay.com/news/face-eating-naked-attacker-in-miami-identified/1232512 Not to sound harsh, but it may just be better off for him if he doesn't make it. Wow quite a set of choppers on the biter. That sounds like a bear mauling.
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Today's update: http://news.yahoo.com/worst-acid-trip-history-blamed-miami-face-chewing-131126972.html
Jauronimo Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 why were both the victim and attacker naked? Probably because the attacker didn't want to get face all over his new clothes. As for the victim, if you can't handle the attention, then don't flaunt what you got.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 29, 2012 Author Posted May 29, 2012 And the inevitable Twitter account: https://twitter.com/#!/themiamizombie
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