Pistol-packing pastor perforates pistol-packing punk

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http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Fort-Worth-homeowner-shoots-intruder-150458225.html

[KD in CA]

The pastor needs to work on his aim.

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B0040BPJ60/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous

[Dante]

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Fort-Worth-homeowner-shoots-intruder-150458225.html

Was that your Irv Winestien impression in the title?

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Am always amazed at awesomely articulated alliteration