Would ya?

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2012/03/07/undercover-billionaire-sara-blakely-joins-the-rich-list-thanks-to-spanx/

[Just Jack]

Well duh.

[Marv's Neighbor]

Wonder if she'd like to buy an NFL Team?

[DrDawkinstein]

The title of this thread should be "You would."

 

Anyone that says no, GTFO!

[bills_fan]

Yeah...absolutely!

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

Oh HELL yeah

[KD in CA]

There's not much I wouldn't if it came with $1B.

[Max Fischer]

Trick question?

[Cugalabanza]

Unless she has a garbage disposal where her hoo-hah should be... YES.

 

(if she does, then I change my answer to Maybe)

[Fan in San Diego]

Mmmm, $1 Billion, good looking, she will do in a pinch.

[Chandler#81]

I'd spanx her.

[mead107]

Not to day I am tired.

[Captain Hindsight]

Yup

[Acantha]

Nope.

[Rob's House]

Maybe not the prettiest face, but certainly not a bagger, and with a hot body and a $billion to boot... no question.

[DC Tom]

If my answer wasn't "yes" before reading the first sentence, it certainly was afterwards.

[nick in* england]

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