ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 I had a hard time figuring out why Buddy took a place kicker in the 7th round. Lindell had a shoulder injury at the end of last season, but that shirley must have healed by now. So why essentially waste a pick on a kicker who wasn't even from the SEC? We could have drafted another future starter like Jasper (OK, so he's a project, but so was Jason Peters, and Peters wasn't even drafted). In light of Junior Seau's death, it makes a lot more sense. Remember, Buddy worked in San Diego for a while and may have seen that unfortunate tragedy coming. Bounty Gate and the concussion-related lawsuits have dominated news coverage now that the draft is over, but the hidden NFL story is the extreme psychological trauma suffered over the years by place kickers, especially recently. Kickers have always been considered a little strange, but now that NFL rules favor the offense, the pressure to score on every possession is much greater. Opposing coaches are constantly trying to "ice" them by calling time-outs. Not only that, but field goals are worth so little to NFL teams that you can't even win an overtime game with one any more. Talk about job security anxiety! Put yourself in the kicker's feet for a minute just before the snap - - will a time-out be called? - - will the ball be snapped anyway but the lineman won't bother to block anybody and I'll get killed? - - will I kick it thinking it's just a practice kick only to discover that the whistle came too late and I blew my only chance to win the game? Huge stress! No wonder San Diego's kicker was reduced to semi-publicly pissing on the sidelines before trotting out on the field in a game last year. That's the kind of psychological trauma-induced behavior that you usually only see if you put too many rats in one cage. There's a reason why you don't hear much about Scott Northwoods or Pete Gogolack any more - - they just can't bare to be in the spotlight because they have a form of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - -just like our boys coming home from Afghanistan. We don't hear details about Ralph's health or Easley's heart condition because that HIPAA law now makes all types of medical info highly confidential. So I wonder if Buddy drafted the new kicker because he's worried that Lindell is on the verge of a performance-detracting psychological breakdown? I'm a fan of Lindell's and think he's a good kicker - - but in light of what's been happening to other kickers around the league, I can understand why Buddy wants a plan B. I sure hope Lindell's mentally OK. Anybody know how he's doing? NFL-kicker-trauma-issues
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Does crayonz have a new, longer-winded, less funny pseudonym?
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Does crayonz have a new, longer-winded, less funny pseudonym? I've wondered.......has anyone seen Crayonz and SleepWhen in the same place at the same time?
Nanker Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 I had a hard time figuring out why Buddy took a place kicker in the 7th round. Lindell had a shoulder injury at the end of last season, but that shirley must have healed by now. Put yourself in the kicker's feet for a minute just before the snap I sure hope Lindell's mentally OK. Anybody know how he's doing? Shirley (sic) you jest. I wonder how Lindell's foot is now that he's obviously kicked you in the head.
Florida Gator 14 Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Does crayonz have a new, longer-winded, less funny pseudonym? This was my first thought, as well You have issues my friend Agreed...
shoretalk Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 It once again is clear that many on this board should be reaching out to their local 'I Need Help' hotlines. Even as an attempt to humor the hungry throngs on this board this posting fails but should be a warning to the author that all is not well upstairs.
thebandit27 Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 I've wondered.......has anyone seen Crayonz and SleepWhen in the same place at the same time? Throw Jimmy Spags in there too...clearly the same guy.
biglukes Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Throw Jimmy Spags in there too...clearly the same guy. I'm a little surprised Jimmy Spags hasn't come around to tell us all about how Coples is the second coming yet.
Armchair GM Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 I had a hard time figuring out why Buddy took a place kicker in the 7th round. Lindell had a shoulder injury at the end of last season, but that shirley must have healed by now. So why essentially waste a pick on a kicker who wasn't even from the SEC? We could have drafted another future starter like Jasper (OK, so he's a project, but so was Jason Peters, and Peters wasn't even drafted). In light of Junior Seau's death, it makes a lot more sense. Remember, Buddy worked in San Diego for a while and may have seen that unfortunate tragedy coming. Bounty Gate and the concussion-related lawsuits have dominated news coverage now that the draft is over, but the hidden NFL story is the extreme psychological trauma suffered over the years by place kickers, especially recently. Kickers have always been considered a little strange, but now that NFL rules favor the offense, the pressure to score on every possession is much greater. Opposing coaches are constantly trying to "ice" them by calling time-outs. Not only that, but field goals are worth so little to NFL teams that you can't even win an overtime game with one any more. Talk about job security anxiety! Put yourself in the kicker's feet for a minute just before the snap - - will a time-out be called? - - will the ball be snapped anyway but the lineman won't bother to block anybody and I'll get killed? - - will I kick it thinking it's just a practice kick only to discover that the whistle came too late and I blew my only chance to win the game? Huge stress! No wonder San Diego's kicker was reduced to semi-publicly pissing on the sidelines before trotting out on the field in a game last year. That's the kind of psychological trauma-induced behavior that you usually only see if you put too many rats in one cage. There's a reason why you don't hear much about Scott Northwoods or Pete Gogolack any more - - they just can't bare to be in the spotlight because they have a form of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - -just like our boys coming home from Afghanistan. We don't hear details about Ralph's health or Easley's heart condition because that HIPAA law now makes all types of medical info highly confidential. So I wonder if Buddy drafted the new kicker because he's worried that Lindell is on the verge of a performance-detracting psychological breakdown? I'm a fan of Lindell's and think he's a good kicker - - but in light of what's been happening to other kickers around the league, I can understand why Buddy wants a plan B. I sure hope Lindell's mentally OK. Anybody know how he's doing? NFL-kicker-trauma-issues Not even remotely funny...and given the link, not even original. I bet you can't touch your knee to your forehead. You have to try reeeeallllly hard, 1...2...3...go!
Jack Straw Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 I had a hard time figuring out why Buddy took a place kicker in the 7th round. Lindell had a shoulder injury at the end of last season, but that shirley must have healed by now. So why essentially waste a pick on a kicker who wasn't even from the SEC? We could have drafted another future starter like Jasper (OK, so he's a project, but so was Jason Peters, and Peters wasn't even drafted). In light of Junior Seau's death, it makes a lot more sense. Remember, Buddy worked in San Diego for a while and may have seen that unfortunate tragedy coming. Bounty Gate and the concussion-related lawsuits have dominated news coverage now that the draft is over, but the hidden NFL story is the extreme psychological trauma suffered over the years by place kickers, especially recently. Kickers have always been considered a little strange, but now that NFL rules favor the offense, the pressure to score on every possession is much greater. Opposing coaches are constantly trying to "ice" them by calling time-outs. Not only that, but field goals are worth so little to NFL teams that you can't even win an overtime game with one any more. Talk about job security anxiety! Put yourself in the kicker's feet for a minute just before the snap - - will a time-out be called? - - will the ball be snapped anyway but the lineman won't bother to block anybody and I'll get killed? - - will I kick it thinking it's just a practice kick only to discover that the whistle came too late and I blew my only chance to win the game? Huge stress! No wonder San Diego's kicker was reduced to semi-publicly pissing on the sidelines before trotting out on the field in a game last year. That's the kind of psychological trauma-induced behavior that you usually only see if you put too many rats in one cage. There's a reason why you don't hear much about Scott Northwoods or Pete Gogolack any more - - they just can't bare to be in the spotlight because they have a form of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - -just like our boys coming home from Afghanistan. We don't hear details about Ralph's health or Easley's heart condition because that HIPAA law now makes all types of medical info highly confidential. So I wonder if Buddy drafted the new kicker because he's worried that Lindell is on the verge of a performance-detracting psychological breakdown? I'm a fan of Lindell's and think he's a good kicker - - but in light of what's been happening to other kickers around the league, I can understand why Buddy wants a plan B. I sure hope Lindell's mentally OK. Anybody know how he's doing? NFL-kicker-trauma-issues Don't call me Shirley.
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 3, 2012 Author Posted May 3, 2012 Don't call me Shirley. I thought it might be your MI6 code name: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/9210758/Jack-Straw-sued-over-illegal-rendition-of-Abdel-Hakim-Belhadj.html
shrader Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Throw Jimmy Spags in there too...clearly the same guy. How about that guy claiming to be someone's lawyer? Why can't I remember his name?
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 3, 2012 Author Posted May 3, 2012 Even as an attempt to humor the hungry throngs on this board this posting fails but should be a warning to the author that all is not well upstairs. You had me a little worried so I just checked - - Mom's fine.
K-9 Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Like Alex Karras once said about kickers, "All they do is run around yelling, "I keeeek a touchdown! I keeeeek a touchdown!"" GO BILLS!!!
Billsrhody Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Shirley (sic) you jest. I wonder how Lindell's foot is now that he's obviously kicked you in the head. Don't call me Shirley. Hahaha you beat me to it.. here's my 2 cents http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA
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