3rdnlng Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 http://www.theblaze.com/stories/huffpo-blogger-rise-up-ladies-if-your-mans-a-republican-stop-having-sex-with-him/ "Maybe you haven’t heard the news lately ladies, but for reasons only they comprehend, Republican men are waging war on you. That’s right. Full-scale combat. A veritable crusade. We’re talking no contraception, no abortions, no Planned Parenthood, needless vaginal probing, and they’ve only just gotten started. And what are you doing about it? Not much. Here’s the scenario: If we elect Mitt Romney, and both houses of Congress end up being dominated by passengers from the clown bus, God only knows how far they’ll go. Will humorless federal agents in black suits, earpieces and reflecting sunglasses be stationed in your bedroom? Will your ovaries become the property of the state? Will women’s suffrage be repealed? Will you be required to wear chastity belts and/or burqas? Will burning witches at the stake return as a reality show?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 http://www.theblaze.com/stories/huffpo-blogger-rise-up-ladies-if-your-mans-a-republican-stop-having-sex-with-him/ "Maybe you haven’t heard the news lately ladies, but for reasons only they comprehend, Republican men are waging war on you. That’s right. Full-scale combat. A veritable crusade. We’re talking no contraception, no abortions, no Planned Parenthood, needless vaginal probing, and they’ve only just gotten started. And what are you doing about it? Not much. Here’s the scenario: If we elect Mitt Romney, and both houses of Congress end up being dominated by passengers from the clown bus, God only knows how far they’ll go. Will humorless federal agents in black suits, earpieces and reflecting sunglasses be stationed in your bedroom? Will your ovaries become the property of the state? Will women’s suffrage be repealed? Will you be required to wear chastity belts and/or burqas? Will burning witches at the stake return as a reality show?" If the irony of Blumenthal being a former Playboy editor didn't cause that site to recognize that blog posting was a comedy piece, then the great big banner that said "COMEDY" probably should have. Which isn't to say it was funny...it wasn't. But you'd have to be a complete tool to take it serio...oh, wait, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 If the irony of Blumenthal being a former Playboy editor didn't cause that site to recognize that blog posting was a comedy piece, then the great big banner that said "COMEDY" probably should have. Which isn't to say it was funny...it wasn't. But you'd have to be a complete tool to take it serio...oh, wait, nevermind. Yeah, but I doubt Erica Ritz is any less a toll than the intended targets of that Blumenthal piece. Not to mention (and to paraphrase an old saying), many a true thing has been suggested in jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 29, 2012 Author Share Posted April 29, 2012 (edited) If the irony of Blumenthal being a former Playboy editor didn't cause that site to recognize that blog posting was a comedy piece, then the great big banner that said "COMEDY" probably should have. Which isn't to say it was funny...it wasn't. But you'd have to be a complete tool to take it serio...oh, wait, nevermind. No kidding. A man can't even go fishing here without someone scaring all the fish away. Edited April 29, 2012 by 3rdnlng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 No kidding. A man can't even go fishing here without someone scaring all the fish away. Oh, I'm sorry I ruined the chance for you and BF-squared to argue about who "bated" who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Will women’s suffrage be repealed? That reminds me of a clip from The Man Show where they were trying to get people to sign a petition to end Women's Suffrage and all the morons that signed it without knowing what Suffrage is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 29, 2012 Author Share Posted April 29, 2012 Oh, I'm sorry I ruined the chance for you and BF-squared to argue about who "bated" who. Get your characters straight. It was Fatty and JA arguing that, and it was Fatty who believes he "bated" me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 That reminds me of a clip from The Man Show where they were trying to get people to sign a petition to end Women's Suffrage and all the morons that signed it without knowing what Suffrage is. One of my favorite bits ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 1335720501[/url]' post='2452846']Oh, I'm sorry I ruined the chance for you and BF-squared to argue about who "bated" who. Just another in a long line of banal thread starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 That reminds me of a clip from The Man Show where they were trying to get people to sign a petition to end Women's Suffrage and all the morons that signed it without knowing what Suffrage is. I would have known exactly what is was, and I would have signed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Just another in a long line of banal thread starters. Gee Johnny, you can take a morning dump and still be full of schit. Not only that though, you think it doesn't even stink. Your superiority complex is alive and well this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) Gee Johnny, you can take a morning dump and still be full of schit. Not only that though, you think it doesn't even stink. Your superiority complex is alive and well this morning. Oh sorry, you're right. Excellent thread. Well done chap. Please post a link to the new study that wind farms contribute to global warming. Fox just hit your knee with a hammer--time for you to kick like a good little lemming. Edited April 30, 2012 by John Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh sorry, you're right. Excellent thread. Well done chap. Please post a link to the new study that wind farms contribute to global warming. Fox just hit your knee with a hammer--time for you to kick like a good little lemming. Well Sue, just this once will I do your homework for you. You really need to learn to Google and cut and paste for yourself though. http://zeenews.india.com/news/eco-news/wind-farms-may-cause-climate-change_772586.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I think this bouncer is a Republican continuing the war on women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Well Sue, just this once will I do your homework for you. You really need to learn to Google and cut and paste for yourself though. http://zeenews.india...nge_772586.html Good boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Well Sue, just this once will I do your homework for you. You really need to learn to Google and cut and paste for yourself though. http://zeenews.india.com/news/eco-news/wind-farms-may-cause-climate-change_772586.html Horseshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Horseshit. You are taking this out of context. Go back and read Post #12 in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 You are taking this out of context. Go back and read Post #12 in this thread. Nope. Still horseshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Nope. Still horseshit. Clearly, not one of your better days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 The horseshit remark 3rd's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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