Nuncha Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Look at her legs - I've seen better ones on a frog. Pretty face though.
offyourocker Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Yes. Yes I wood. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ryan-tannehill-wife-stole-show-thursday-nfl-draft-161434718.html She has a bit of a 5 head
eme123 Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. She prolly wreaks of Tuna. Miami is the perfect spot for her.
offyourocker Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. She prolly wreaks of Tuna. Miami is the perfect spot for her. Are you seriously asking this. I would most men at least once in there life bangged a chick as hot or hotter than her. She aint all that special.
TheMadCap Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. She prolly wreaks of Tuna. Miami is the perfect spot for her. According to Dwight Stephenson, it's the Mammy Dolphins!
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. She prolly wreaks of Tuna. Miami is the perfect spot for her. You idiot! You didn't realize that every man on this board is married to a 21-year-old supermodel?
Lurker Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 This one's not too shabby. Lots of prep work, I suppose....
inkman Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. Irrelevant. The OP was about the extent of her hotness which is up for debate. She's not a natural beauty. A made up average looking skinny fake blond with pontoons for feet. Meh...I'd hit it but I'm a balding chubby 40 year old man. Millionaire athletes have women 10x hotter looking to service them night and day.
eball Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Irrelevant. The OP was about the extent of her hotness which is up for debate. She's not a natural beauty. A made up average looking skinny fake blond with pontoons for feet. Meh...I'd hit it but I'm a balding chubby 40 year old man. Millionaire athletes have women 10x hotter looking to service them night and day. Classic. If I'd have been drinking something I'd have a splattered keyboard right now. The funny thing is, I looked at the pic and her clown feet were the first things I notices as well.
SUNTANBILLSFAN Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 She's a less pretty version of Pete Sampras' wife from that Adam Sandler movie. "Oh Veronica Vaghn so hot i want to touch the hinney" classic line
Gordio Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) When I first saw Tannehill's wife I said wow. But then you start to see other pictures of her & between the fake tan, the chicken legs, the fact that she is 6'3(I stand 6 foot & like my girls shorter then me), the drive in movie theater she has imitating a face & the scrawny boney feet I could honestly say I have seen better. With that being said as a 38 year old man that has been married for the last 12 years your dam right I would tap that sh*t. Edited April 30, 2012 by Gordio
Gordio Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 What % of TBD has ever had the pleasure of banging a knockout such as Mrs. Tannehill? I'm going to venture out and say less than 1%. She prolly wreaks of Tuna. Miami is the perfect spot for her. My guess is you never went to spring break in Cancun when you were in College.
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) When I first saw Tannehill's wife I said wow. But then you start to see other pictures of her & between the fake tan, the chicken legs, the fact that she is 6'3(I stand 6 foot & like my girls shorter then me), the drive in movie theater she has imitating a face & the scrawny boney feet I could honestly say I have seen better. With that being said as a 38 year old man that has been married for the last 12 years your dam right I would tap that sh*t. Where are people getting that she's 6'3"? She's 5'7". Edited April 30, 2012 by Doc
Gordio Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Where are people getting that she's 6'3"? She's 5'7". I just read it in a previous post & took it as fact. + she looks alot taller in some of those pictures then 5'7. It is probably her frog legs that make her seem taller.
Kelly the Dog Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 I just read it in a previous post & took it as fact. + she looks alot taller in some of those pictures then 5'7. It is probably her frog legs that make her seem taller. There is one picture a lot of people saw where she was standing next to Ryan and she was just as tall as him. But if you look at the very bottom, she was standing on a helmet.
benderbender Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 Tiger Woods said "Perkins waitresses are hotter"
Doc Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 There is one picture a lot of people saw where she was standing next to Ryan and she was just as tall as him. But if you look at the very bottom, she was standing on a helmet. Yep. Which is why in one post I said she's 6'3"...in heelmets.
Armchair GM Posted April 30, 2012 Posted April 30, 2012 lololol at anyone calling her a butterface. hold on a sec... lolololol I'd butter her face...baby batter facial!
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