inkman Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 C'mon dude.... That his 13 yr old sister! He's talking about the girl holding the hat.
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 He's talking about the girl holding the hat. Yeah - ain't no way SHE's 13.
Don't stop billievein Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 In south beach Miami she is average at best!! For WNY she is REAL HOT!!!
Big Turk Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Tannenhill had to switch positions, so he got a Wide receiver to fill the void
BillyBaroo Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 In south beach Miami she is average at best!! For WNY she is REAL HOT!!! Hahaha -- definitely true - in Kentucky she would be less than avg
3rdnlng Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Good call! Matt Kalil Mom for an older guy like me. http://windycitizensports.wordpress.com/2012/04/27/and-the-winner-of-ms-nfl-draft-2012-is/matt-kalil-mom-and-sister/ When she's too old for a baby bump and has one, think about her naked.
MattM Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 When she's too old for a baby bump and has one, think about her naked. On an age adjusted basis, not too shabby....
ExWNYer Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Anorexia personified. Seriously, I was going to say that. Look at her legs and upper arms. They are very thin. Definitely more thin than shapely. I really do think she's anorexic. Oh, and she does have pontoons for feet. http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Lauren-and-Ryan-on-field1-428x640.jpg
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Im not sure Buffalo Barbarian has a shot anymore after seeing her Hey she's coming over tomorrow night
San Jose Bills Fan Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 I'd like to see how those snaggle teeth hold up to her natural hair color and un-tan-bedded skin. Yeah, I went there. /voice of reason, you horn dogs! Plasticky, artificial. No real outstanding features… kinda bland.
DC Tom Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Anorexia personified. Not quite...she doesn't have that "Buchenwald survivor" gauntness that most anorexics have. But she's close...I wouldn't be surprised if she were bulemic.
C.Biscuit97 Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 (edited) I mean I obviously would, but she's not that amazing. You can see hotter girls everyday. And I guess I don't sound like cupid, but if I'm in RG# and RT's shoes, what's the rush to get married fellas? You're going to be millionaire athletes. Enjoy it a bit. And Kalil mom is very Milfy. She's got that Sarah Palin, naughty housewife look where her husband has stop paying attention to her. Edited April 28, 2012 by C.Biscuit97
Offside Number 76 Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Weird you mention it because that's not her best asset. Tiny! Which brings me to my next question, what are her assets? Blond and skinny I guess. Incredible eyes.
The Cincinnati Kid Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 (edited) Bet he locked it up on the second end of the first date...."Well, that went well, and seeing as how I'm going to be a millionaire, and you are destined to be the hottest QB wife in the NFL, should we get engaged?" "You're going to be millionaire...I will!" Edited April 28, 2012 by The Cincinnati Kid
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Yes. Yes I wood. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ryan-tannehill-wife-stole-show-thursday-nfl-draft-161434718.html Frum the ankles up she's gorgeous.... Some (what's a word I can use to describe her feet?) Manly? Handsome feet she has?
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Anorexia personified. Thin women can get fat. Fat women will never get thin.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Thin women can get fat. Fat women will never get thin. Yep. And divorce or not, she'll have enough money to get lots of cosmetic surgery done.
RealityCheck Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Her knees are way too sharp for my taste. That chick is all elbows.
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