Nanker Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 To which you should just turn to her, stare at her, and then say nothing. Which is what I did to my wifey one time when she said, "That's what you get for rooting for a bad team." ICE wouldn't have given her a meaner stare.
Nanker Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 A picture is worth a thousand words...i.e., FAR more than eleven, you dolt. I googled it: "6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced." Fourth image that came up:
Fan in Chicago Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 really you actually record this, on both channels ? that's funny. I just walk by and watch the picks scroll by occasionally Yes on both counts. I do actually record both channels for Rd 1-3. Its the best reality show on TV. Drama, suspense, emotion, elation (well not me lately) And yes, my wife did actually ask those questions I came to this thread for a laugh and went away with a good idea. Thanks. You are welcome. It is fun replaying the comments .
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Posted April 25, 2013 HAHA Nanker bumped my thread from 1 year ago. oofah!
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Posted April 25, 2013 I googled it: "6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced." Fourth image that came up: Now that was one hell of a thread bump...
OCinBuffalo Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Now that was one hell of a thread bump... Yes, Nanker with the expert skill....
Fan in Chicago Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 And, I will get laid tonight. Book it. Yep. No GF here at the moment. Just the dog. Is it a ummm.... she-dog?
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Author Posted April 25, 2013 Is it a ummm.... she-dog? Nah, Griswald is a dude. The GF will be en route shortly. If she does not arrive with beer she will be turned away until she is possessing such nourishment.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 "Let me change the channel and you will get sex later." Gotta love the direct approach
Marc in MontrÈal Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Might be more then the second year but I remember this from last year and it was pretty funny so I thought I would start it. "so if they trade down we have to keep watching this?" Me: I'm going to a friend's house to watch the draft tonight. Her: Do the Bills draft 1st? (mocking me) So that's all I'lll have. To go along that thread :
NickelCity Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Hilarious Seriously. Nailed it.
Jkgobills Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 "Remember when you had upside?" Hahahah! Nice work
inkman Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 "I'm PMSing and out of drugs" "****, ****, ****, ****, ****" "I'm getting woo hoos, I'm sexy" "I want drinks" - actual conversation snippets
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Author Posted April 26, 2013 "I'm PMSing and out of drugs" "****, ****, ****, ****, ****" "I'm getting woo hoos, I'm sexy" "I want drinks" - actual conversation snippets GF calls, I'm on the way, I am so full, I had a filet. My dad had ribs. Is the draft on yet?" I tell her someone made a 2nd annual thread..."oh god, does that mean you want me to watch again? do i still have to come?" ... "well, hopefully they don't hug as much this year. that was really gay."
davspo Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 "How do they get their names on the shirt so quick?" "So when they get to the third round, their names are not on the shirt?"
Phlegm Alley Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 Me: Babe, more people watch the NFL draft than the MLB Playoffs and the NBA Playoffs. Her: That's what's wrong with America.
Chandler#81 Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 "How do they get their names on the shirt so quick?" "So when they get to the third round, their names are not on the shirt?" I'm guessing iron on patches.
KOKBILLS Posted April 26, 2013 Posted April 26, 2013 Me: Babe, more people watch the NFL draft than the MLB Playoffs and the NBA Playoffs. Her: That's what's wrong with America.
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