boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 Starting this a little late, per request from the Shoutbox. If you have a beer, a girlfriend watching with you and a strong enough attention span to not notice her sitting in lingerie and post in the thread, feel free! "Wait, I am supposed to watch this now? Oh Lord." "Nothing exciting is happening" - 20 seconds later. "Tell me when something interesting happens? Wait, is that the retarded looking guy?"] Which one? "the one with the chin. yeah that dude, remember that ugly chick with a chin like that we saw?" on Brockers?: "Look he knows how to dress, unlike the Bills pick, he looked like a clown" "ha, he looks like someone you see in jail or on one of those shows." "where do they get these views (talking about camera angles)? Seems like you'd not want to watch a game like that." "I can see why girls watch football?" why? "because all the tight butts." On Irvin "Look, snoop. Wait, are there any white guys here?" Yes "I saw one, he looked cro-magnon." Kiper: "Why isn't he on wallstreet, he shouldn't be talking about sports." "Adam Schefter? I am guessing jewish." "He got his GED...thats not horrible, at least he didn't torture dogs."
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 "I can see why girls watch football?" why? "because all the tight butts." I've heard that one before. Wife: "Who's RG3?" Me: "Quarterback, Heisman Trophy winner." Wife: "Oh, so he's a bust?" Me "No, he's a bust, AND he'll be arrested within three years. Because the Redskins drafted him."
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) "Tim Tebow? Didn't he go away?" "They are booing? Why?" They're the jets. "They're retarded, that's horrible." "I hope that's his girlfriend not his mom." "He has excellent size, whats his size?" Stuuuuuupid Actually, she doesn't care for sports. Her IQ is higher then mine, rare, over 160. Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) pictures? 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. Kirkpatrick "He looks silly, like the guy from Outkast and Sideshow guy from that show you like." "Do all these guys talking have gay crushes on these players?" Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. A picture is worth a thousand words...i.e., FAR more than eleven, you dolt.
jtf1444 Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 wait your telling me I have to watch this tomorrow night as well??
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 "Do all these guys talking have gay crushes on these players?" No, most of them have crushes on The Brady. And The Brady is a jealous man...
Sisyphean Bills Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. Which draft pick?
Dirtbag Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. please, son.
RayFinkle Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 6' tall, long legs, natural tan looking, curly hair, surgically enhanced. What's his name?
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 What's his name? Her. Bossie. Long legs...both pairs...
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." Edited April 27, 2012 by jboyst62
CosmicBills Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." You got huevos, I'll give you that. ...well at least until she cuts them off for posting her pic for the pervs on this site (I'm looking at you Pooj!).
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Posted April 27, 2012 on chandler Jones party... "Ray Charles sister wears her sunglasses at night, cuz she can, cuz she can."
DC Tom Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 peer pressure... I'll leave it up a while and take it down. This is the most tasteful picture I had, I had got her UA hoodie and sweat pants for Xmas. (It's been off and on dating a while). "Nothing exciting is happening." Why not? "Oh a white guy." What's the least tasteful one?
boyst Posted April 27, 2012 Author Posted April 27, 2012 What's the least tasteful one? http://imgur.com/9R5yn
Shoutbox Posted April 27, 2012 Posted April 27, 2012 http://imgur.com/9R5yn Wowzers! I am GREEN with envy!
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