Juror#8 Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-urge-minorities-to-get-out-and-vote-on,1241/ Because Ann has a black vibrator. It didn't take me long this morning to remember why I don't watch the news on television.
Jauronimo Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-urge-minorities-to-get-out-and-vote-on,1241/ Because Ann has a black vibrator. It didn't take me long this morning to remember why I don't watch the news on television. http://www.theonion.com/articles/riverboat-horseracing-fails-utterly,3814/ Waffles! Hot tasty waffles! Now I recall why I don't floss when I'm drunk.
Juror#8 Posted March 30, 2012 Author Posted March 30, 2012 http://www.theonion.com/articles/riverboat-horseracing-fails-utterly,3814/ Waffles! Hot tasty waffles! Now I recall why I don't floss when I'm drunk. BREAKING NEWS IN MARTIN CASE Cop confesses: http://www.theonion.com/articles/cop-kills-own-partner-vows-to-track-self-down,20234/
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 BREAKING NEWS IN MARTIN CASE Cop confesses: http://www.theonion.com/articles/cop-kills-own-partner-vows-to-track-self-down,20234/ Busy day?
Juror#8 Posted March 30, 2012 Author Posted March 30, 2012 Busy day? Just the opposite. I can't find anything productive to do. Vacation days always feel odd. Since it's Friday I figured that parody posts were in order. It's a hoot on some of the JD forums that I frequent.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 Just the opposite. I can't find anything productive to do. Vacation days always feel odd. Since it's Friday I figured that parody posts were in order. It's a hoot on some of the JD forums that I frequent. Yeah...nothing wrong with parody, but I'm really surprised someone hasn't replied "The Onion isn't a news source, you know" yet.
OCinBuffalo Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 Yeah...nothing wrong with parody, but I'm really surprised someone hasn't replied "The Onion isn't a news source, you know" yet. If they had, you'd be right there, hitting them with the idiot thing, and ruining my chance to troll them along.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 If they had, you'd be right there, hitting them with the idiot thing, and ruining my chance to troll them along. Actually, unless it was one of The Usual Retards, this is one case where I'd probably let it play out.
GG Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 but I'm really surprised someone hasn't replied "The Onion isn't a news source, you know" yet. It's not news. It's prophecy.
Juror#8 Posted March 30, 2012 Author Posted March 30, 2012 Yeah...nothing wrong with parody, but I'm really surprised someone hasn't replied "The Onion isn't a news source, you know" yet. Wait, what? What do you mean? So we should stop sending threatening affirmative action letters to Iowa? http://www.theonion.com/articles/black-guy-photoshopped-in,1433/ It's not news. It's prophecy. Ok, that's better.
DC Tom Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 Wait, what? What do you mean? So we should stop sending threatening affirmative action letters to Iowa? http://www.theonion.com/articles/black-guy-photoshopped-in,1433/ I prefer the video below it: "After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict."
Alaska Darin Posted March 30, 2012 Posted March 30, 2012 I prefer the video below it: "After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict." I LMAO when I read that headline. Sometimes they're just really damn good.
Bigfatbillsfan Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) Yeah...nothing wrong with parody, but I'm really surprised someone hasn't replied "The Onion isn't a news source, you know" yet. You realize the onion isn't a news source right? There you go, now someone's said it. We all know that the only source for real news is Jon Stewart. Duh! Edited March 31, 2012 by Bigfatbillsfan
3rdnlng Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 You realize the onion isn't a news source right? There you go, now someone's said it. We all know that the only source for real news is Jon Stewart. Duh! Tom said: Actually, unless it was one of The Usual Retards, this is one case where I'd probably let it play out. Tom: you have a duty to respond. This is like dunking into a wastebasket.
DC Tom Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Tom said: Actually, unless it was one of The Usual Retards, this is one case where I'd probably let it play out. Tom: you have a duty to respond. This is like dunking into a wastebasket. Actually, I think I'll stand by my statement and let it play out...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 I prefer the video below it: "After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict." Republicans urge minorities get out the vote Nov 3rd
3rdnlng Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 Republicans urge minorities get out the vote Nov 3rd What's the Wednesday after election Tuesday this year?
DC Tom Posted March 31, 2012 Posted March 31, 2012 What's the Wednesday after election Tuesday this year? "Recount Wednesday," you mean? I think it's officially recognized now...
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