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because she wasn't sure where she should pee.

 

 

 

Police were able to locate her.

 

 

 

In her front yard.

 

 

 

Drinking beer.

 

 

 

Observant police officer notices beer cooler nearby.

 

 

 

Asks nice lady if they could check for drugs/weapons.

 

 

 

Nice lady says sure, search the cooler, but there is a knife in there with the remaining beer.

 

 

 

Police found a loaded handgun sitting safely on top of the beer.

 

 

 

A brief scuffle ensued when the nice lady was being cuffed.

 

 

 

During a strip search at the jail a vial containing meth residue was found.

 

 

 

So, my only question is...would Poojer hit that?

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because she wasn't sure where she should pee.

 

 

 

Police were able to locate her.

 

 

 

In her front yard.

 

 

 

Drinking beer.

 

 

 

Observant police officer notices beer cooler nearby.

 

 

 

Asks nice lady if they could check for drugs/weapons.

 

 

 

Nice lady says sure, search the cooler, but there is a knife in there with the remaining beer.

 

 

 

Police found a loaded handgun sitting safely on top of the beer.

 

 

 

A brief scuffle ensued when the nice lady was being cuffed.

 

 

 

During a strip search at the jail a vial containing meth residue was found.

 

 

 

So, my only question is...would Poojer hit that?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it would depend on the lighting conditions.

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And just think...she's allowed to vote. (Albeit maybe not any more.)

 

 

Also, check out the link to the pictures of "Naughty Schoolgirl Night" at some Tampa club. I'm sure Pooj would hit that. I'm also pretty sure that none of those women ever went to school much. I'm also pretty sure that most of those women wore their normal, everyday outfits.

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I am gonna go with 'no' on this one!

 

because she wasn't sure where she should pee.

 

 

 

Police were able to locate her.

 

 

 

In her front yard.

 

 

 

Drinking beer.

 

 

 

Observant police officer notices beer cooler nearby.

 

 

 

Asks nice lady if they could check for drugs/weapons.

 

 

 

Nice lady says sure, search the cooler, but there is a knife in there with the remaining beer.

 

 

 

Police found a loaded handgun sitting safely on top of the beer.

 

 

 

A brief scuffle ensued when the nice lady was being cuffed.

 

 

 

During a strip search at the jail a vial containing meth residue was found.

 

 

 

So, my only question is...would Poojer hit that?

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