Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 !@#$ Mega Millions. I'm going to win the lottery by suing Chef for $50m after getting brucellosis from his cheese. You'd never win. I didn't sell it to you, you took your own chances by coming over to my place (yeah, like you're invited) to taste my cheese. My high priced lawyers will kick your hick lawyer' ass all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 You'd never win. I didn't sell it to you, you took your own chances by coming over to my place (yeah, like you're invited) to taste my cheese. My high priced lawyers will kick your hick lawyer' ass all day. I'll represent myself and bury you in paperwork, so it's cheaper to settle than fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I'll represent myself and bury you in paperwork, so it's cheaper to settle than fight me. Who do I make the check out to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Who do I make the check out to? Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Me Do you have a last name Me? Oh and I didn't know you were Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 !@#$ Mega Millions. I'm going to win the lottery by suing Chef for $50m after getting brucellosis from his cheese. With that, DC Tom becomes the first person to reference brucellosis on a football forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) Now 540,000,000 million. Edited March 29, 2012 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 So many people are buying tickets for this, I predict the jackpot is split no less than 4 ways. Rob Dyrdek (from MTV) just bought $700 worth of tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 So many people are buying tickets for this, I predict the jackpot is split no less than 4 ways. Rob Dyrdek (from MTV) just bought $700 worth of tickets. Hey...good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 It's not the Polish Lottery...a Dollar a year for a million years! Being Polish and Canadian, I don't get what the joke is in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Being Polish and Canadian, I don't get what the joke is in here And that's supposed to surprise us? We're actually surprised you figured out how to turn your computer on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Also, when I win, I plan on buying every ticket for one of the Bills games this year, and be the only person in attendance. Dance for me, Gladiators!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Also, when I win, I plan on buying every ticket for one of the Bills games this year, and be the only person in attendance. Dance for me, Gladiators!! Just do what Toronto did, buy a multi-year series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 If I win, I'll say to my boss and co-workers "so long suckas!" And then go travel everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) So many people are buying tickets for this, I predict the jackpot is split no less than 4 ways. Rob Dyrdek (from MTV) just bought $700 worth of tickets. So the correct odds of winning are 175,711,536 to 1.So if you can spit out all combinations on tickets(i know this is hard if not impossible to do)before the draw, and the pot gets to $600M, split 4 ways you lose $100M. Split 3 you make$25M. I will take my chances on .10 supers at the ractetrack Edited March 29, 2012 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I got my ticket.....my ONE ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 They say the odds of winning are 1 in 176 million...if you buy 10 does that drop the odds to 1 in 17.6 or does the randomness effect that differently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 They say the odds of winning are 1 in 176 million...if you buy 10 does that drop the odds to 1 in 17.6 or does the randomness effect that differently I believe it simply raises your chance to 10 in 176 million. There are almost 176 million combinations of numbers you can play. You buy 10 tickets of different combinations. That's what makes it now 10 chances to win. Want to make sure you win? Buy all 176 million combinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 As of last night, every possible combination of numbers has been selected, so someone will win the jackpot tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 We will have one fantastic tailgate party. Not that we don't already have the best party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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