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Are they in the phone book? Does anybody have a Fort Erie phone book?

 

I knew getting my passport card would be a good idea.

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On behalf of crayonz (who must be asleep or dead to have missed this), I'd like to ask:

 

Who'd want to bang a Canadian broad anyway?

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Too bad we don't have a usable Bridge to get there! Marine fuel is expensive too! Crystal Beach closed too soon!

 

This could breathe new life into the Maid of the Mist franchise. Maybe call them the; Booty Boats, the Ballet Barge, the Poon Pontoons etc.

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Who'd want to bang a Canadian broad anyway?

I gotta say that when I was in High School in Canada, that's pretty much all I thought about.

 

What makes you think any of the working girls will actually be Canadian?

 

Maybe call them the; Booty Boats, the Ballet Barge, the Poon Pontoons etc.

Might have to come up with an updated phrase for Canadian Ballet too

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Looks like the beaver trade has been resurrected in Canada.

I bow to your observation, but on my last trip, it seems that most of the "pelts" were bare,

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