IDBillzFan Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I don't know about everyone else, but I get it from rubbing balloons against my cats... If you watched "The Lorax," you'd know it comes from rubbing together two Barbaloots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 I have an idea...put windmills on top of the electric cars. They can generate their own electricity when they move! What happens when you stop at a light? Do you call AAA for a push or do you subsidize industrial fans at every intersection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 What happens when you stop at a light? Do you call AAA for a push or do you subsidize industrial fans at every intersection? Illegals can give you a push for $1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 What happens when you stop at a light? Do you call AAA for a push or do you subsidize industrial fans at every intersection? In the glove box of every electric car is an emergency can of algae. Open and pour accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 With Beerball's flatulence, he could attach a hose to his a$$ and have enough "natural" gas to power his car for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 What happens when you stop at a light? Do you call AAA for a push or do you subsidize industrial fans at every intersection? They've got a battery. !@#$ing duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Where does the electricity come from? The red sun from Krypton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 The red sun from Krypton No blood for Kryptonite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 What sort of mileage do electric cars get when it's below freezing? The Volt can go about 30 miles on a full tank of electricity - but that is in above-freezing temps. Wonder how the heater is in those babies. I used to have a VW Beetle - with an air-cooled engine the heater flat out sucked. I had a gasoline heater installed. It worked better than any cab heater that a water-cooled engine could produce - warm in 5 seconds or less. Maybe the government will let people buy gasoline for their car heaters after the electric revolution. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 What sort of mileage do electric cars get when it's below freezing? The Volt can go about 30 miles on a full tank of electricity - but that is in above-freezing temps. Wonder how the heater is in those babies. I used to have a VW Beetle - with an air-cooled engine the heater flat out sucked. I had a gasoline heater installed. It worked better than any cab heater that a water-cooled engine could produce - warm in 5 seconds or less. Maybe the government will let people buy gasoline for their car heaters after the electric revolution. Maybe. Bu-bu-but it's Green®! Are you part of the solution or part of the problem? Damned Congress and their Big Oil® friendly Laws of Physics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 What sort of mileage do electric cars get when it's below freezing? My Prius will get 3MPG less on cold days, easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 What sort of mileage do electric cars get when it's below freezing? The Volt can go about 30 miles on a full tank hopper of electricity coal - but that is in above-freezing temps. Wonder how the heater is in those babies. I used to have a VW Beetle - with an air-cooled engine the heater flat out sucked. I had a gasoline heater installed. It worked better than any cab heater that a water-cooled engine could produce - warm in 5 seconds or less. Maybe the government will let people buy gasoline for their car heaters after the electric revolution. Maybe. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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