Beerball Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Meanwhile, police sent in the SWAT team to secure the area while a veterinarian used a handheld blow pipe to sedate Koga through a porthole. link
The Cincinnati Kid Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 What a line! Note: I did not read the article.
Kelly the Dog Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 There's not only deers in your backyard, there's go-rillas!
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Handheld blow pipe? Straight out of Bugs Bunny if Koga would have blown through the other end while sticking that pipe through the porthole!
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Rochester's Orangutan was much better behaved on his outing: August 26, 2003/Rochester, New York: Lowell, a 300-pound orangutan at the Seneca Park Zoo, escaped from a cage, then grabbed a volunteer and carried him down a passageway. Lowell climbed back into his cage 15 minutes later. All the local press used the word "embraced" or "hugged" rather than "grabbed". Edited March 21, 2012 by JÂy RÛßeÒ
apuszczalowski Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Can he play LT? Why else do you think he escaped? he was on his way to OBD for a FA interview (and free dinner) to try and get a contract. After seeing what Linemen can get in FA he figured that at 400lbs, he should be looking at a nice 5 year deal somewhere.....
inkman Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 The SWAT team captain uses terms like "rip your arm out of it's socket"? I thought this vocabulary was relegated to 8 year olds playing with G.I. Joes (not that they do that anymore).
The Avenger Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Rochester's Orangutan was much better behaved on his outing: All the local press used the word "embraced" or "hugged" rather than "grabbed". Boston's escaped Gorilla, Little Joe, was also pretty well behaved - when he got out he just hung out at the bus stop waiting for the bus. Of course the people waiting at the stop freaked out a bit when they saw a gorilla coming to join them (I can't even imagine what I'd do if I was waiting for a bus, looked up from my paper and saw a gorilla waiting there with me). The second time he escaped (yes - he did it twice) he was not so nice - bit 2 people before being taken down by 4 tranquilizer darts in a residential neighborhood.
Beerball Posted March 21, 2012 Author Posted March 21, 2012 The SWAT team captain uses terms like "rip your arm out of it's socket"? I thought this vocabulary was relegated to 8 year olds playing with G.I. Joes (not that they do that anymore). you prefer separate your head from your shoulders? rip your gonads from your loins? tear your heart out of your chest? wipe that smile off your face? Boston's escaped Gorilla, Little Joe, was also pretty well behaved - when he got out he just hung out at the bus stop waiting for the bus. Of course the people waiting at the stop freaked out a bit when they saw a gorilla coming to join them (I can't even imagine what I'd do if I was waiting for a bus, looked up from my paper and saw a gorilla waiting there with me). The second time he escaped (yes - he did it twice) he was not so nice - bit 2 people before being taken down by 4 tranquilizer darts in a residential neighborhood. Blowgun?
inkman Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 you prefer separate your head from your shoulders? rip your gonads from your loins? tear your heart out of your chest? wipe that smile off your face? As long as no sockets are involved it's good with me.
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