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I love all the episodes that previous posters have mentioned, but I am surprised no one mentioned the episode where they voluneer to spend time with senior citizens.

 

Some of the funny lines:

 

George: What kind of a person are you?!?!

 

Jerry: I'm alot like you...............only successful.

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George: Newman, what do you do for a living?

 

Newman: I'm a United States Postal worker.

 

George: Aren't those the people who go crazy and kill their co-workers?

 

Newman: Sometimes.

 

Jerry: Why is that?

 

Newman: Because the mail never stops.....it just keeps coming and coming and coming.....the more you get get out, the more that comes in.....IT JUST PILES UP MORE AND MORE AND MORE.....AND THEN THE BARCODE READER BREAKS.....AND ITS PUBLISHERS CLEARINGHOUSE DAY!!!!!!!!!

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'The Jimmy'

 

Kramer is mistaken for a retarded man and ends up sharing a cab with a man who runs a foundation for the mentally hanicapped, and later sits next to Mel Torme at the banquet.

Elaine accepts a date with the wrong guy

George is accused of stealing equipment from the Yankees. "George likes his chicken spicy!"

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Elaine:

I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

Jerry "you skipped over the best part of the night with Yada yada yada?"

 

Elaine "No, I mentioned the lobster bisque"

 

Another classic Elaine dating scene

 

Elaine: "He whipped "IT" out"

 

Jerry: "It?"

 

Elaine: "Out"

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