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He changed his mind.

 

or

 

He slipped on an ice patch in the parking lot and now the Bills are trying to get out of the contract.

 

or

 

he's on the phone right now getting advice from Dwight Howard.

Posted

He changed his mind.

 

or

 

He slipped on an ice patch in the parking lot and now the Bills are trying to get out of the contract.

 

or

 

he's on the phone right now getting advice from Dwight Howard.

 

My advice to you- don't quit your day job to become a comedian.

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My advice to you- don't quit your day job to become a comedian.

 

Yeah I know. That's why I was hoping someone else would pick this up.

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Waiting for a slowdown in season ticket sales today. Phone lines have been melting today, so they are going to wait for it to slow down and have the presser. So it will go back up again :)

 

Or ... waiting for the extra sales people to arrive at the ticket sales office :)

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Jeff Littman: "Wait, wait, wait. I thought is was 6 years for $9.6 Million? Did you say $96 Million???? No way guys, no freaking way. Tell him NO, absolutely not. We bought him dinner - TWICE - plus two lunches AND we had bagels this morning when he got here - enough is enough. If he'll take the $9.6 million he can sign, I'm not happy about it, but we'll do it."

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He broke free from the chains, beat the hell out of the gimp and is now running through orchard park with a gag in his mouth

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@AdamSchefter No other team stepped in at last minute. Bills and Mario Williams still wrapping up language details before wrapping up contract

 

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