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it's been a fun morning and I want to have some fun

 

Here are the reports for today. after we've signed Super Mario Williams

 

12:50:00 PM: BREAKING: Mario Williams has signed with Buffalo to play alongside Kyle Willaims and Marcell Dareus.

 

4:36:08 PM: BREAKING: Tom Brady announces retirement from NFL ...after Starting 11 Years for the New England Patriots. Cites lingering injuries and the fact that he just **** his pants as reasons for the decision.

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4:44:33 PM: BREAKING: Mark Sanchez last seen headed to Egypt's famed Saint Catherine's Monastery to live a life of Quiet Celibacy

 

9:15:00 PM: BREAKING: LOL Miami Dolphins

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9:30 p.m. BREAKING NEWS: Schoebel in great shape, announces he's hungry to play again, signs a 1 year deal and brings his 78 career sacks BACK to the Bills line.

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9:30 p.m. BREAKING NEWS: Schoebel in great shape, announces he's hungry to play again, signs a 1 year deal and brings his 78 career sacks BACK to the Bills line.

HA HA

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455: Tom Brady and NFL officials make it a 15 yard penalty and huge fine for any member of the Buffalo Bills DL sacking or touching Brady during a game.

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