\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch.
Just Jack Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 No fair mentioning age and height without pics.
DDD Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 How old are you dawg? If you're 60 and look like 50 then that's looking good for your age.
Chef Jim Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 My doctor came back with my blood work and said: "You're going to live forever! This is the best lab work I've ever seen!" He said "Let's try taking you off your Cholesterol Meds and re-test you in 30 days." Thirty days later: "Ok, we need you to stay on your meds."
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch. Is she cute? Can we get her to do Mario Williams' hernia check?
birdog1960 Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) I went to our family doctor's office this morning to fill out some additional forms regarding our insurance provider change. They found out about the errors after I had my physical at their office last week. While I'm filling out the forms, our family doctor (42-year-old female, about 5'-3") walks in and says that the results from the blood work came back and everything is fine. She told me to keep up the good work regarding exercise and diet. Then she says, "Actually, you're in excellent physical shape...for a man your age." The little b*tch. did she recommend a testosterone test? yup, bet that's why you're pi$$ed. Edited March 14, 2012 by birdog1960
Chef Jim Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 How old are you dawg? If you're 60 and look like 50 then that's looking good for your age. I have a friend who is 62. When people has how old he is he tells them 70. They all say "wow, you look good for your age."
Ramius Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Is she cute? Can we get her to do Mario Williams' hernia check? Ground up and in the freezer
dib Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 My doctor said I was overweight so I told him I wanted a second opinion, he said: "You're ugly too"
tennesseeboy Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 girlfriend went to doc and he told she had acute angina....I said "Hell..her boobs aren't bad either!"
birdog1960 Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 girlfriend went to doc and he told she had acute angina....I said "Hell..her boobs aren't bad either!" know i shouldn't but i am.
Mr_Blizzard Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 My doctor said I was overweight so I told him I wanted a second opinion, he said: "You're ugly too"
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