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So a captain is on a ship and one of his crew comes in and yells "Captain, we're being attacked by a pirate ship!!!"

 

The captain yells, "Quick Get me my red jacket!" The crew gets his jacket, and they fight the pirate ship to victory. Later his crew asks "Why did you ask for a red jacket?"

 

The captain replied, "Because if I got shot, it would hide the blood so you would all keep fighting with me."

 

Two days later, one of his crew comes in and yells "Captain, we're being attacked by fifteen pirate ships!"

 

The captain yells, "Quick! Get my brown pants!"

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So a captain is on a ship and one of his crew comes in and yells "Captain, we're being attacked by a pirate ship!!!"

 

The captain yells, "Quick Get me my red jacket!" The crew gets his jacket, and they fight the pirate ship to victory. Later his crew asks "Why did you ask for a red jacket?"

 

The captain replied, "Because if I got shot, it would hide the blood so you would all keep fighting with me."

 

Two days later, one of his crew comes in and yells "Captain, we're being attacked by fifteen pirate ships!"

 

The captain yells, "Quick! Get my brown pants!"

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A room temperature super conductor walks into Tom's bar. Tom says "We don't serve room temperature super conductors here." The room temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

 

Wait a second...oh forget it.

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