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A room temperature super conductor walks into Tom's bar. Tom says "We don't serve room temperature super conductors here." The room temperature super conductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

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A married blonde decides to surprise her husband by painting their bedroom while he's at work. When her husband gets home, he goes into the bedroom where the blonde is still painting, but wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to our room, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"

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