southernbill Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) My laptop battery is at 4% I'm running out of time. Edited March 15, 2012 by southernbill
truth on hold Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Source tells me #MarioWilliams to #Bills "will be" done. Story coming asap at http://FOXSports.com https://twitter.com/#!/alexmarvez/status/180319901729308672 Hopefully fox does a better job this time than they did with those Iraq WMDs
DC Tom Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 The holdup is that The Bills have promised Williams a million, 40% of it guaranteed, for every page in the "Mario Williams" thread. Williams is holding out for at least 170 pages.
KD in CA Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Prediction... The Bills will sign Mario Williams.... 5 minutes after, Peyton Manning will make a decision.... ESPN will be like this... "WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS OUT OF THE NFL...THE PRIZED DEFENSIVE FREE AGENT MARIO WILLIAMS HAS LANDED, IN OF ALL PLACES...BUFFA........ WHOA WHOA WHOA....HOLD THE PHONE... ADAM SHEFTER REPORTS PEYTON MANNING HAS SIGNED WITH (team x)....Stay tuned to ESPN as we will be doing nothing else but talking about this ALL DAY! I sure hope so.....that would be the perfect chance for Bills fan to revel in their inferiority complex. 'Who cares if we got the best defender in FA, we didn't get enough attention from ESPN!!!!!! '
stevestojan Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) The humor in this thread has really died off. So, here goes. Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. Bartender asks "hey pirate, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" Pirate says "arrrrgh, and its drivin' me nuts." Edited March 15, 2012 by stevestojan
JPS Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 The holdup is that The Bills have promised Williams a million, 40% of it guaranteed, for every page in the "Mario Williams" thread. Williams is holding out for at least 170 pages. Now THAT's funny!
GG Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Hey, at least he was nice enough to start posting here using his initials. Oh yeah? How many people can say they were on 5 SB losing teams?
truth on hold Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Is having the signing announced on ESPN really that important? Who gives a crap. "I'm taking my talents to Lake Erie"
Chef Jim Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Hopefully fox does a better job this time than they did with those Iraq WMDs Great, now this gets moved to PPP and a whole new brand of idiots will be introduced to the dark side.
Guffalo Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 lol. Yup it's gonna be exactly that. How dare Manning steal our thunder?????? Like Michael Jackson dying the same day as Farrah Fawcetts Majors, how inconsiderate!
mrags Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 I wonder who has posted the most in this thread.. Too ba Skooby is t still here we might be able to convince him to go through and catalog everything to find out.
Chilly Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Only player in NFL history to go to 5 straight Super Bowls... Even bigger loser than the Bills.
cjatcreek07 Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Please let this deal get done soon. Mario, Dareus, and Kyle W lining up next to each other on the same line is down right scary! Im even content with Kelsay playing the other DE
The Wiz Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 I think i'm gonna have to come back to this thread in a few weeks with a bag of popcorn.
SoggyHog Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 The humor in this thread has really died off. So, here goes. Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. Bartender asks "hey pirate, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" Pirate says "arrrrgh, and its drivin' me nuts." FAIL
Acantha Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 I wonder who has posted the most in this thread.. As of a minute ago (I'm sure it's all different now). stevestojan 70 NickelCity 64 DC Tom 64 The Wiz 58 JÂy RÛßeÒ 47
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